Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? Max
[2] How old are yah? 15
[3] Where's yo hood at? Dayton, Ohio
[4] How'd you find out about this place? it was on a friend's freinds list
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? all of the... um, left.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? whatever the opposite of the fonz is. znof eht?
[7] Name some awesome movies: kill bill, pulp fiction, edward scissorhands, fight club, dogma, the brave little toaster, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch
[8] Now some bands: old modest mouse, built to spill, pink floyd, fugazi, misfits, ween, vast
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? i hit the vert pipe... not really, i hit the quarter pipes.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? i dont drink any alcohol.
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? this is so tacky, but you cant mess with Arthur Fonzarelli
[12] Why are they so cool? "'eyyyy." i mean... who needs a repair man when you got him?
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: screw the bush administration... it's all about the dick administration. (ok, lame joke)
[14] Gay Marriage: i'm 100% for it.
[15] Mung: its gross?
[16] Finger sandwiches: i personally like big meaty sandwiches.
[17] Sideburns: my hair stylist shaved mine today. a little peice of me died.
[18] The color yellow: it's totally rad.
[19] Jello: Jello is the kind of food that can be used other than food.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: he's amazing
[21] The Mod [Shannon & Zac]: they rock or something.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? Vans... im a skate-shoe feind
[23] McChicken or McFish? McChicken
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? wtf is Flavo-Aid?? Kool-Aid is better than heroin.
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? Old school Nickelodeon... Pete and Pete... but i like the Adult Swim shows.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? fuzzy air-fresheners
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? Clovers
[28] Crayons or Markers? Markers are bigger, and people who can draw good with a big giant marker in their hand are my kind of people.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? the blue pill
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? i'd get up and put my hands up in the "I'm ok!!" signal. then i would find somewhere to be alone for awhile
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? i'll scuff them soon enough anyway.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? i'd yell at them, and if it were my coffee i'd make them buy me a new one.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? i'd agree
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? i'd totally lose it.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? i honestly KNOW i wont. i just like filling out personal survey things.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]
it isnt of me, but here it is.