18 - Twin!Sirius

[ohsosiriusly]

I'm afraid Sirius and I won't be around today. We're making a much-needed trip to a Planned Parenthood clinic and then afterwards I am forcing him to go get tested for STDs

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[wolf_pyro]

...So apparently I have STD's when we've always used a condom?

I got tested last week, Sirius has nothing to worry about.

[ooc: Sorry, she's lying through her teeth but shhh. (ps erin posting for V. I r NINJA)]

twin!Sirius

[ohsosiriusly]

Sex protected or unprotected before marriage is still a sin before the Lord.

Sirius has plenty to worry about, for he is held in the fiery palm of God above a flaming pit of sinners, no thanks to you.

[ooc: XDDDD IT DOESN'T MATTER, ERIN BABY.]