xi. the world of the plastic beach.

[ohvirility]

I am so glad I'm not a girl though I bet Penthesilea wis-.

No, um, offense or anything. To girls. Or women or ladies or you know what I mean.

Comments

[athena_polias]

Why are you so glad to not be female?

[likesto_talk]

Boys are like that aaaaall the time.

There is also the gay factor.

[athena_polias]

But that's not really an explanation, Momma, more of an excuse. I just want to know the reasoning. I'm curious.

[likesto_talk]

I know honey, but with the excuse exposed, he is going to need to say something else~

I wouldn't want to take the chance of explaining it from him anyway.

[sixheadsoffury]

Girls rock.

Why?

Not that it really matters.

[ohvirility]

Prom drama explosions, people girls certain people storming off, being the shoulder to cry on...

I really don't think I could handle that on a daily basis.

[sixheadsoffury]

...Can't really see Ganymede doing a prom drama explosion...and weren't the boys the shoulders to cry on?

Only the lame girls do that every day.

[ohvirility]

I would definitely not, haha, but that's what happened. I think my shoulder was soaked.

Or maybe just the modern girls, because you all aren't really as bad.

[tenacicity]

If you were an Amazon, you wouldn't be like the majority.

[ohvirility]

But if every woman were to be an Amazon, it would lose it's special factor, Lady Penthesilea. I would hardly wish for that to happen, for you to lose your title of being the elite.

[3shinyobjects]

It all works out. I'm real glad not to be a boy.

[brandedprince]

I'm sure glad you're not a boy too.

[3shinyobjects]

High five.

[brandedprince]

Never change, she bear.

[zooos]

What prompted this?

[ohvirility]

Mostly the knowledge that I don't think I have to try and be a size two for someone to look twice at me.

[zooos]

Somehow, that's just so sweet.

I prefer my woman to be at least a 9, usually.