caves

[ohyouaskedforit]

i if lived in a cave, life would be so much easier. i could wake up when i want, where i want, and i wouldnt have to worry about litter/ farting. and i could hunt deer/bears with a long stick with a rock tied to the end. and every day i'd make a giant fire. a whole forest fire to cook it on.

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[zesty_shrewster]

a cave would be cool... but only if it had air conditioning. I could appreciate it more that way

aaaaaahhhh

[ohyouaskedforit]

but then you'd have to go to the store to buy parts for the air conditioner/pay electric bills to run it, eventually you'd have to get a real job far away from your cave home and walk a long way to get their each morning, so you'd start taking the bus or you'd buy a car, but you'd realise your still too far away from your cave home so you'd rent a place in the city-just to be closer to work, and you'd go back to the cave on the weekends. but then you keep getting tied up with work/stress and every weekend turns into every other weekend, and then into once a month, then once a year and finally not at all, therefore not living in a cave and hunting dangerous aniamls to eat and cooking them on a large forest fire and again having to worry about litter and farting.