If you have not read William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying , I strongly urge you to do so right this second.

this is my favorite man
from my favorite band
singing my favorite song

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and this song too!

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needless to say, anyone who knows who this is and what hes singing should understand that last night was the best fucking night of my life.

BY THE WAY ( Read more... )

For creative writing class, we have to write a short story about 8 pages long. In and out of nap-grogginess, I came up with these three dialogs, which I will attempt to write a story around ( Read more... )

Dad: you know, im sick and tired of seeing your skid marks in the toilet ( Read more... )

mr. billow died this morning.

for the record,

NOFX FANS ARE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLES AND I HATE THEM ALL.

thank you.

Dad: Yep. Your mom got into bed last night and kneed me right in the balls.
Mom: Well Jesus Christ... Look out tonight.
Dad: I told her to get on her own goddamn side of the bed!
Mom: What the hell are his balls laying out like that anyway?

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im getting really sick of shit.

think it
and im fucking sick of it.