You don't realize you're in love until a girl fucks you over  -Ben Shaffer.....haha dork, sounds like you've been in love a lot! 

OMG, she kissed Kenny! BASTARD!

I ♥  BRIAN!!!

FUCK YEAH I'M SO HAPPY I GOT A JOB AND MY MANAGER IS COOL AS FUCK...HELL YEA! I've been thru so much shit trying to get a job..it's finally ended..what a relief.

Travis Tritt tomorrow....YAY, I couldn't be happier...I think I'm guna go walk Mr. Dog.

Me and my mom went to my cousin Jeannie's boyfriends  new bar today in Detroit...it was pretty nice, I wish I looked like Jeannie...she's way too fucking gorgeous, we kept fighting over who's tits were bigger...she's like I've paid 10,000 for mine and yours are bigger! Haha, nah not true...they're the same, duh.  Mazz says I'm sleep deprived...so I ( Read more... )

Okay seriously...what the fuck was Paris Hilton doing wearing the almost exact dress that I fucking designed LAST YEAR!!  Grr that makes me so mad because now every single little fuckin bimbo ass girl is guna be wearing it to dances and now I can't.......MOTHER FUCK.....yea what the hell why was everyone saying I look different today, I don't!!  ( Read more... )

Drunk people....VERY annoying, especially when you're not drunk...I saw Ricky tonight....he asked me if I remembered him lol, wtf.  Danielle passed out with her face in the toilet....I was like sweety, you need to get up...NOW and she's just like ugh..IM DRUNK!!! I'm like I KNOW!!!! hah, she thought she was guna drive back to walled lake tonight... ( Read more... )

♥Brian and ♥Melissa

• Secretly had a handful of robot girls.
• Enjoy opportunities to watch television when the time is right.
• Would like to misspend their youth again.

( FUCK I'M BORED....If you're bored....check this out.... )

        I've been getting the most random phone calls lately....a few minutes ago a dude called me, said their name was "Joe" then started talking about fuckin sour craut.  Asking me if I liked it...hmm, wtf??  Then last night Will calls me and says, "Hey, I'm sitting in a lawn chair at the Lynard Skynard concert...and man I'm ( Read more... )