Comments | oie_sauvage: Well, this is just great.

oie_sauvage

Well, this is just great.

Dec 09, 2006 00:00

So, apparently my girlfriend is now six years old and it's all some ninja's fault ( Read more... )

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bender_katara December 9 2006, 05:42:33 UTC

Are you okay? ._. That seemed like it hurt.

I'm sorry she's a kid. That's rather...odd.

oie_sauvage December 9 2006, 15:16:26 UTC

Yeah, I'm all right. She gave up on climbing on me and now she's running around wearing my hat...

yggdrasillove December 9 2006, 15:30:56 UTC

Geez man, Seras got hit too? It seems like it's been going around.

Ouch! Not the braid!

Let's see... I have to deal with kids a lot whenever I visit Margie at her church. Usually I find that if I give 'em some kinda challenge, like, "Which one of you can clean the floor the fastest?" they'll leave me alone, and still have fun.

oie_sauvage December 9 2006, 15:33:59 UTC

Yeah, I'm just hoping it isn't contagious.

That'd probably work better if she had anyone to compete with. Apparently she made friends with that Rosette girl earlier, but ever since I got here she's gotten off the computer and used me as her primary form of entertainment.

cool_vamp December 9 2006, 19:46:35 UTC

The fact my fellow vamp got hit by this worries me greatly.
Sorry to hear about it dude, we're horrible little beasts as kids.

oie_sauvage December 9 2006, 20:31:17 UTC

Yeah, no kidding, she's a friggin' superhuman six-year-old. She tried to climb my hair earlier. And she keeps trying to bite me.

cool_vamp December 9 2006, 20:38:34 UTC

Ouch, that can't be fun. Not much I can suggest other than wearing a cast around your neck.

oie_sauvage December 9 2006, 21:01:57 UTC

Hah, she's too short to get to my neck. No, mostly she's going after my arms and my braid. Thankfully, I am wearing long sleeves and she can't bite through the fabric. Why she wants to bite my hair I can't imagine.

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la_mignonette December 16 2006, 15:31:16 UTC

...Oh, dear, was I really that much of a terror? I'm so sorry, love...

Yes. No children. I don't even know if... how that'd work. I don't know. I don't really want to think about it .___.;...

oie_sauvage December 18 2006, 06:06:51 UTC

Well, I wouldn't say "terror" exactly...

...can vampires even reproduce?

la_mignonette December 18 2006, 06:16:10 UTC

It sounds like it... Still, thank you ♥.

Errrrrr... No. I don't want to know. I'd honestly rather not think about it.

oie_sauvage December 18 2006, 06:19:21 UTC

Well, I couldn't exactly let you run amok like that.

...why?

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