The urge to go to work every morning is only slightly more than the urge to stick my head in the oven and turn the gas on.

I'll probably post here everyday.

I should have known it would be a rough night when I started it off with a hynagogic hallucination.I had another murder dream. Except this time, I fought back. I remember for some reason I was staying with a family I am unfamiliar with and a short, black male started to stab everyone to death. I was laying in bed trying to act like he had ( Read more... )

I leave for lunch at 1130, everyday. I had some disgusting left over pizza. Ooh, soggy out of the microwave ( Read more... )

this. I was considerably disappointed when my order arrived incomplete.

Fucking Amazon assholes.

Every time I get overwhelmingly frustrated, or angry I immediately want to hurt myself. I never act on it, but I show my anger with statements like, "I want to jab a dull pencil in each temple and see if I can make contact with them inside my skull," or like today, "I'm about ready to start pulling my fingernails off one by one ( Read more... )

It's Wednesday so I'm working both the Nissan and Kia cashier desks until noon. I thought since I had quit smoking since the last time I had worked a full Wednesday that it would be easier to stay at the desk and get it done ( Read more... )

All I want to do at 2:58 Sunday morning is watch fucking Spaceballs. So I went to two different places to see if they had it. FAIL ( Read more... )

I met the hottest lesbian I've ever seen last night.

So, it was no surprise to hear she was taken by the second hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

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I love Caturday. :D
Smoke stinks.
I'm impatient.
Boredom and impatience is a deadly combination.

I love how yesterday I verified an action I performed was ok'd by my boss prior to me performing the action, yet today when she gets yelled at, it comes back to us and we get yelled at for it. Bullshit. She won't admit she's wrong either ( Read more... )