What I learned in school...

[oitotheworld2]

So my teacher lady from bartending school explained to my class the other day that if you drink too many Jager bombs you can die of a heart attack. The combination of all the caffiene in the red bull and the fact that Jager is a depressant screws you up. I probably won't stop drinking them, though.
I also tapped a keg yesterday.

Comments

[zeeweeling]

is it awfully difficult to get into bartending school? does it take up as much of your life as college? i think this kid jonny here goes do bartending school even though he's at duq. hmmm. anyway, seems like it'd be better than becoming a carpenter. except fer that whole working in a bar and having to talk to people thing.

[oitotheworld2]

I don't think you "get into" bartending school. You just call them and talk to this guy and tell him you have 700 bucks to give him. Then just answer some questions about why you want to do it and stuff like employment and education history. It definitely takes up less of my time than college did, but I still have homework and I have to study. There's a girl in the school now who goes to Pitt, so I guess it's pretty possible to do bartending class and college simultaneously.
Since when do you wanna be a carpenter? Are you aspiring to be more like Jesus?