Comments | oitotheworld2: Not as much poop as 7th Heaven.

oitotheworld2

Not as much poop as 7th Heaven.

Apr 26, 2006 01:05

On a Tuesday afternoon, my mom came in my room and said get the fuck up out of bed and get a god damn job. So I told her hey, hey fuck you mom and threw the phone at her head, but I missed and hit her in the snatch. So I slammed the door in her face.

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nogravity April 26 2006, 05:30:44 UTC

fuckin sellout!

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oitotheworld2 April 27 2006, 02:11:46 UTC

Market Square!

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oitotheworld2 April 27 2006, 19:15:16 UTC

Do it.

madcaddiesadam April 26 2006, 10:44:25 UTC

Sweet! Much congratulations

jenfoldsfive April 26 2006, 12:27:30 UTC

congrats!!!

but sadly this means i can't call you at like 11am and be like "let's hang out!"

sweenerswieners April 26 2006, 19:53:58 UTC

Congrats, Stinky. I just applied to the one near me today. Why do you have that MAC lipstick there? Is that what you're ognna purchase as soon as you get a paycheck?

oitotheworld2 April 27 2006, 02:13:53 UTC

I didn't really throw a phone at my mom's crotch. Those are lyrics to a song called "Lipstick" by Guttermouth.
I do enjoy me some MAC make up.