Everyone I work with confuses me so much, usually I try not to get involved too much with what's going on. I just show up and do stuff. I'm real happy we got new music to play in the cafe and it's all sweet 80s stuff. I had madness stuck in my head most of the day. The Clash and The Jam were also involved. CORPORATE STARBUCKS WHORE SELLOUTZ!!! ( Read more... )

I sold a cup of coffee to Bob O'Connor. He gave me two ones and told me to put the change in the tip cup. He did not ask for room for cream.

I got my black flag tattoo today. It's not an asshat, it's on the back of my left shoulder. Pat the tattoo guy suggested it and I did whatever he wanted since it was FREE and I didn't want to leave tattoo-less. It is sweet. I will post pictures when I figure out how to hold a camera at a correct angle behind me. Or when I get somebody else to ( Read more... )

Today is only half over! Being at work at 5 AM rules ( Read more... )

Wassahhpennin' tonight, kiddos?!?

I was on Last.FM and I saw a link that said something like, "Watch the Yeah Yeah Yeahs video for Y CONTROL" so I figured I would, cause I remembered it being a cool video when i watched it onDemand and it's probably my favorite of their songs. Freakin' catchy. So I clicked the link (it won't open with firefox!) and found a TAMPON COMMERCIAL ( Read more... )

Cause I love these thingies:
Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarassing.
Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1) Hello Lester, this is Gregory2) Who's that ( Read more... )

My aunt and uncle are UNAWARE of the hijinks I pulled last summer while they were out of town and I took care of their home and dog in Millvale. They're leaving again next month and want me to get their mail, feed their dog and eat their food. I SMELL SHENANIGANS.

One of my coworkers informed the the other day (Tuesday, I think) that someone came into Starbucks asking for me. Then she said that the person who came in asking for me had asked for a frappuchino without whipped cream, but she was kinda like not paying attention and put some on it anyway and felt REALLY bad about it. I think it was Christina, ( Read more... )

I want to learn some flash animation so I can make a cartoon with Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins, etc and it will play that GBH song "Slut". I'm just imagining it in my mind and it's great ( Read more... )