ok, so i once saw this movie called "the ring" i think it was. don't ever watch this movie. i saw it months ago and I still remember things from it that -creep the living shit out of me-. it was so scary that just now i was in the basement getting a popsicle and i remembered something from that movie and it scared me so badly i freaking RAN up the ( Read more... )

so i was driving home today and i decided i was going to listen to the radio. my instincts told me to go with some fabulous rap music so i could get my thing on you know, but when i turned it on it was just chingy and i think everyone is well aware of how things stand between the two of us. so i turned on oldies and listened to stand by me and then ( Read more... )

public apology to outkast: i'm sorry

i need a cadillac. something that drives like a boat. yeah.

ok, this is going to be rant time ( Read more... )

i just did an old person dance to "Bachman Turner Overdrive - Takin' Care of Business" at 4:22 AM in my bathroom. I couldnt really tell what the song was while i was dancing, but I'm glad it was what it was.

i've been thinking about that old saying, "you are what you eat." i've been drinking a great amount of dr. pepper; however, i do not think i am a doctor yet. heck, i dont think i even have a bachelors degree yet ( Read more... )

i had a dream that michael jackson came to thanksgiving at my house dressed like he was in the movie "moonwalker." he did the robot and everyone was very impressed with his dancing skills.

i feel like chicken tonight

jesus christ.
i just slept for 25 hours.
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