haha this was on myspace, but i decided to put it here ( Read more... )

wow, weirdest dream last night. So we were in an airplane, and we were like 20 minutes from landing. I was like "wow, i hope we dont crash, because i dont really want to die". I look out to the left and theres all this lightning (we actually did see lightning on a plane once), and it keeps getting bigger and bigger and closer and closer. Until ( Read more... )

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hahaha my god. my mom is going to her friend's birthday party this weekend, and its one of those murder mystery things where everyone dresses up and has a role to play. sooo of course my mom ends up being the female rapper(oh, and my dad's a hobo, which might interest you asia). So she went out and got blinged out fake nails, fake earrings/eyebrow ( Read more... )

okay, i found out that there's ANOTHER girl that's my age too. weird.

and i ALSO have some distant relative (uncle-by-marriage's nephew or something im guessing) who LOOKS LIKE MR. O FROM THE SIDE and it made me laugh because he has that funny shaved haircut and the big eyebrows and wore mr. o clothes too

So we're in canada for my cousins' bar and bat mitzvah (brother and sister one year apart, getting it over with together). It's two hours behind here, so when we got in at 11 pm it felt like 1 am. Then this morning we had to wake up at like 7:30 to go to the service, which is at an ORTHDOX temple. Which means the men cant sit with the women. So me ( Read more... )

MARTHA GO ONLINE I NEED TO TALK TO YOUUUU

absolutely no motivation to do anything.

Ocean or Lake? ocean ( Read more... )

Googlism for: jordan ( Read more... )