[[Locked from Errol and Nightmare]]

[ok_optimism_go]

Right, so! Figure I'd better introduce myself since last time I uh...didn't. The name's Zack Fair, and I can do pretty much anything. That said, I'm gonna announce something important you guys.

Fair Services is open for business! Basically it's an "anything goes," business; you need something moved, painted, fought, fixed, I'm the man you come

Comments

[omniconcert]

Can you kill zombies?

[ok_optimism_go]

Hell yeah I can! I've killed undead before probably somewhere.

[omniconcert]

Ohmigosh, really?

Then, like, I totally need your help!

[ok_optimism_go]

No problem! Where's those zombies?

[notpanties]

I like this business!

[ok_optimism_go]

Me too! I mean, everyone's all "I'm a specialist." But I specialize in everything, so that's better, right?

[notpanties]

There's nothing wrong with being a specialist.. I mean, I can do almost anything when it comes to technology, automotives, and generally being amazing.

But still! I might need your help in the near future, Mr. All-Around-Business-Guy. ♥

[ok_optimism_go]

Nope, nothing wrong with it at all~

You got it! You know my frequency when you got a job for me.

[skybound_love]

You did good work out there.

[ok_optimism_go]

You too man, you're wicked fast. Your name starts with a J, doesn't it?

[skybound_love]

Johnny.

[ok_optimism_go]

Right. I got it now.

Do you know if she was okay? I didn't wanna just like...y'know, grab her dress and check her legs or anything. I figure a princess probably wouldn't take to that too well.

[big_kitty]

I can't say I have any jobs for you, but if you ever need someone to cook up that food, just let me know!

[ok_optimism_go]

Hey, thanks! You sure you don't want something in return?

[big_kitty]

It's quite alright! Some things should be done simply to make this place a little bit better!

[ok_optimism_go]

Heh, can't argue with that. Well, thanks a lot, in that case.

[aintpretty]

An' here I thought huntin' was the best part o'the job.

[ok_optimism_go]

Well sometimes, but when you're tired it kind of sucks, 'specially since you can't refridgerate anything.

[aintpretty]

Just gotta kill what ya need an' work from there.

[ok_optimism_go]

Yeah I know, but "wild half-edible beast," all tastes the same. A man can use some green stuff once in a while, although I wouldn't say no to some pasta, or maybe a nice and big prepared steak with lots of BBQ sauce. Or a beer. A beer would be nice.