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Heh. tiiana just made a post regarding spam emails that don't pertain to her gender. It inspired me to write a reply to the spammers:
Dear (Insert Name of Drug/Herb/Device) Manufacturer,
I was thrilled to receive your offer of an upgrade which would increase the functional ability and performance of my equipment. However, I was disappointed to learn that I do not currently have the basic version of the required hardware installed. I am afraid that my operating system may only be compatible with temporary insertion of the hardware. If it were possible to have a system change without a complete reformatting, I would gladly do so--at least if I could be assured of a refund and a return to previous condition if not completely and utterly satisfied. Since such a scenario seems unlikely at best, I am sadly forced to decline your tempting offer.
Sincerely,
Not Quite Your Target Demographic
Dear (Insert Name of Drug/Herb/Device) Manufacturer,
I was thrilled to receive your offer of an upgrade which would increase the functional ability and performance of my equipment. However, I was disappointed to learn that I do not currently have the basic version of the required hardware installed. I am afraid that my operating system may only be compatible with temporary insertion of the hardware. If it were possible to have a system change without a complete reformatting, I would gladly do so--at least if I could be assured of a refund and a return to previous condition if not completely and utterly satisfied. Since such a scenario seems unlikely at best, I am sadly forced to decline your tempting offer.
Sincerely,
Not Quite Your Target Demographic