Comments | okanimy: Ah... screw this.

okanimy

Ah... screw this.

Jan 14, 2010 09:26

Screw writing down what happened. Shit happened. Craptastically if I might add with a bit of sarcasm.

I need to finish reading the Avatar screenplay (because there's no movie theaters on this island), finish reading brimstone, and get over this cold.

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spirit_machines January 14 2010, 04:53:15 UTC

...read the Avatar screenplay?

Might as well read the Pocahontas one and change the names.

okanimy January 17 2010, 15:16:07 UTC

True... I read a summary with the Pocahontas names crossed out and replaced with Avatar ones. Fairly accurate.

But the screenplay has one thing the movie doesn't have. THE ALIEN SEX SCENE!! Also something more disturbing. When the Na'vi warrior chief (Tsu'tey) got his tendril chopped off during battle... They essentially chopped off his schlong. Then again, at the same time, it's pretty awesome. They command six legged horses and flying mounts with their schlong.

Maybe I got it wrong, but that's how they seem to describe it in the script.

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okanimy January 17 2010, 15:10:21 UTC

Thanks for the link. ^^ But I'll wait for a HD version when it's available for download. Or try to hunt down an IMAX theater when I'm on break.

The comments are hilarious. XD Some say if you take away the eye-candy, the movie is extremely boring. This person counters this argument with an analogy: ""If you take the ice cream away from a bowl of ice cream, all you get is a crappy bowl. Therefore, a bowl of ice cream sucks.""