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Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have fewer than fifty interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five interests, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em. List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly what it is about these things that interests you so much.
Battle-axes - Need I explain more? Battle, axe. Short, me. I will chop your legs off. A good, all purpose weapon for when you need to scream insanely at someone while charging and whirling your weapon. All around winner. Today, is a good day, for some else to die.
Blades - Another of those, oh this sort of explains itself. Blades = shiny, sharp, pointy, stabby, I can cut someone else with it, I can cut myself with it, I can kill someone else with it, I can kill myself with it, I can cut things in my way with it { like people }, and I can always stab it into a tree and stand on it.
Chinchillas - Um, they're soft, fuzzy, smell good, and are fun to play with.
Exotics - I like strange things, I like unique things, I like abnormal things being one myself. I like exotic women, I love slanted eyes and the like. Umm, hard one to explain or something.
Fluffy things - One word. FLUFFY. There is nothing like sinking into the enternity of fluffy.
Hyper - Something I exist in an almost constant state of.
Maynard James Keenan - What about him isn't interesting? He's gorgeous, he's amazing, he's a genius, his music is beautiful, his lyrics are beautiful, his personality is amazing, and he's all around a beautiful soul.
Opiates - They kill my brain and make me feel like I am warm and fuzzy. What more could a person want.
Purple - My favorite color. Also the color for faggots, one of which I am.
serial experiments lain - Something else that needs little to no explaining. One of the best series out there ever. Lain is god. Lain is Li. Li is god.
Sucking dick - Hmm, it's something I do. It's something I have control over. It's something that interests me because, 1. I do it and 2. I get a power trip from it. After all, whomever, is completely under my control, writhing in pleasure and loving it. And I, have the trump key in my teeth.
The wall - Best movie ever made, I feel like I'm in X dimension when I watch it. Best. Movie. Ever. Music, animation, everything. Oh my god.
And the best for last.
Wolfwood - Wolfwood, most badass priest ever. I will carry my cross of guns forever seeking salvation. I love, love, love Wolfwood. Why did you have to DIE. It's ok though, you still live on in my head. Beautiful angry killer you are. <33333
So yeah. For a minute there it looked like all my interests would have to do with dying, killing, or pain. But hey, the number order changed it around and it got a bit interesting.
Whee. Or something.
Now I'm going to go smoke some pot. And wish I was dead.
New camera. Look for pictures soon.