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oksofar

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Jul 24, 2005 13:45

i woke up this morning with a bad hangover
and my penis was missing again

Comments 2

one1below July 25 2005, 01:26:30 UTC

Oh, did you want that BACK?

oksofar July 25 2005, 01:45:54 UTC

yes of course. you see this is another source of revenue for me: renting out my detachable penis. what pisses me off if when people steal it or don't return it on time. so what i do is put the late charge as OVERDUE PENILE RENTAL on their credit card and hit them in the head with a fish until they give it back.