this is the dong sign:
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apparently you can buy things with dongs in some parts of the world.

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i'm entertaining the idea of having a remote control penis. ala the hunter-seeker in dune, with the directional control and speed of the bubble in explorers. my imagination of people's reactions if i were to unzip my pants and have it come flying out while i have both hands on one of those long-antenna'd black RC vehicle controllers is thoroughly ( Read more... )

in a dream last night i had gir. as in, he was my pet. for some reason i had to leave him at a restaraunt where i was eating, and i know i was in miami and in trouble with the biggest drug dealer there. i think i was trying to get away from his guys and that's why i had to ditch gir. the details of this drug dealer guy are fuzzy but i remember ( Read more... )

so, i have made some of the worst decisions and mistakes lately. quite at the top of my legacy of dumb moves. however it feels that wherever my mind was, it's turning around, and i don't feel like i'm in a destructive place anymore. some tryptamine dreams would be good soon. or a good party. breaking my smoking and drinking rituals is now a very ( Read more... )

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"eugh, that thing's ugly. [looking at new nissan SUV]"
"hell yea it is....OH SHIT! [driver sighted]"
"she looks like swollen testicles!"

pacemaker pace yourself
you were slowly clawing your way out

from tonight. no shit.


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starting over again. ok ok!
"i was in the path of the tornado.....i just didn't expect the storm to last as long as it has."