Eurovision is back and so are the eighties, big hair and white suits and that’s just the men.
Montenegro - Grease meets Abba (22)
Czech Republic - Super gypsy hero (23)
Belgium - Elvis isn’t dead, he just moved to Belgium (18)
Belarus - Is that Peter Frampton on guitar? (19)
Sweden - Oh, no its euro pop opera (18) *
Armenia - Not Sharkira (17) *
Andorra - That’s what Gerry’s doing now (20)
Switzerland - U2 and cuckoo clocks (19)
Turkey - A passable Sharkira (21) *
Israel - There must be another song (18) *
Bulgaria - Red cape and Merlin (17)
Iceland - Is it true...Probably not (21) *
FYR Macedonia - G’n’R meets Eurovision (22)
Romania - Didin’t she just sing for Turkey? (19) *
Finland - Finland’s answer to Eminem (16) *
Portugal - Never won and this isn’t going to change this (18) *
Malta - What if we…don’t mention this song again (17) *
Bosnia & Herzegovina - Love & Death (20) *
My ratings (out of 30) are in the brackets, the asterisks mean they went through to Saturday’s final. I only managed to get five correct, so all is well in Euroland and we have the two favourites in Thursday’s semi.