bonnet day!

[olde_tymer]

It's bonnet day, bonnet day! the first sunny bonnet-day of the spring! Standish shall place bonnets on the heads of all on the estate grounds! Mr. Tin shall wear a bonnet, a special bonnet Standish has sent-out for the seamstress to sew, and Standish shall wear a bonnet as well! There shall be tea and cake on the veranda at noon, and all

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enchanté

[nuncstans]

Madame, I will most certainly attend bonnet day. I wondered though if you needed an'thing, such as a young stowaway or skeleton-washing to help complete your taxuation forms...
Attentively,
Lord Nuncstand

Re: enchanté

[olde_tymer]

Dearest Lord Nuncstandish,
Oh, hoo-ray! today shall be the grandest bonnet-day of the season! A skeleton-washing would be most gentlemanly of you to provide! And oh, a new stowaway! cake shall be served at noon-thirty, Standish shall await your carriage.
fondly,

[mendaciloquent]

Whoa. Whoa nelly.

Welcome to livejournal. I entreat you to refer to lord_whimsy and mayhaps refinement.

confoundedly yours,
Mr. Cyril Q. Basingstoke
of Waxholme

hello!

[olde_tymer]

My Dear Mr. Cyril Q. Basingstoke of Waxholme,

Hoo-ray for new electrically-registered friends! I shall instruct Standish in adding your fine name to my robust mechanical social! And thank you ever so for introducing me to other upstanding gentlemen in this modern city of electricity-current. But should you choose to take tea this afternoon on the veranda, Standish should have to fit you with a bonnet...I am most impressed with the special bonnet seamstress prepared for Mr. Tin...oh, he looks so merry and gay! It quite makes me laugh! ha ha!

fondly,

[nudnik]

I would like to order a date-cake with relish please and only decaffeinated beverage for me, Standish.

Dearest Duke of Nudnik,

[olde_tymer]

I must tell you that Standish is not the butler, and shant be providing such service for some fort-night, as it were. And there is no cake left. You shall have have to call on an occasion less grim. My most sincere apologies.

sorrowfully,