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Tomorrow marks the day of Deuce Deuce's....So to celebrate, im gonna drink 22 22oz drinks in 22mins.. HAHHA, riiight.

Plans in Store1)Tomrrow, go to work... heh, i dont think any of my co-workers or the majority of my friends know what tomorrow means to me.. But its all good.. As you get older, those sorta things loses its novelty.. I mean i think ( Read more... )

I came home from a ehhh kinda day @ work, only to be yelled @ by my dad to "not drink and drive".. he says this, cause he saw that i bought some beer home this past weekend, thinkin im some reckless teeny bopper that drinks beer while im drivin or something.. Boy i sure love being talked down to... this then propelled me to get defensive and yell ( Read more... )

Lewis Black best put it: "MTV is to music, as KFC is to chicken ( Read more... )

First off, its always a pleasure talkin to the Skart.. Sure, he maybe an attention whore on DOA(he says so himself), but aside from his banter on there, he is quite the intelligent fellow. Anytime i talk to the guy,we usually delve into the depths of psychology. So we go on spiel bout society's perception of sex and the morals, desires, impulses ( Read more... )

So drinking quickly within a 2hr span,accellarates the emergence of headwounds. Absolutely worthless for a couple of hrs, but then i gained my 2nd wind, to only become worthless for another hour.. Then making the lovely drive home. I like cruise control. Bless the fucker that invented that thing, cause its gotten me out of a couple of jams, here ( Read more... )

Whats more comforting, then wearing a wifebeater and yer fav' cargos approaching 6pm? Last nite, the 4th was done in typical fashion.. which is me passing out @ somebody's house due to overindulgence of certain substances. We went downtown to watch fireworks and we couldnt have picked a better place to view em... Which is 20ft from the po' and ( Read more... )

Heres what the lil cousin(11yrs old, still a baby in my eyes) had to say bout his gf goin on vacation to TN ( Read more... )

Minute Maid juices are good. I can prolly drink a whole case of these damn things. Then, with the excess juice, ill fuckin take a bath in it and build wind tunnels ( Read more... )

^Doesnt mean a damn thing, but if you know me, you know what i meant. Got the crib to myself tonite,so im just feelin irie and jammin to some Slackers. The acoustics in the house is nuts. I could hear the bassline clearly outside on my back patio.
fuck it

Time to hook up the mic. Gonna spit fo dolo. ez now