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I shaved my noggin again...WOOHOO!! Yeah it looks hot...let me just tell you that much. I'm back from Ohio monday and I must say my family out east can throw a bash. My cousin Mary looked fricken awesome in her whole wedding get-up. Yeah kinda sad...first time I actually thought about crying at a wedding...of course I didn't. I caught the ( Read more... )

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I officially want to kick Ed's (slugmosphere's) ass for ruining the new matrix for me ( Read more... )

I think it's fair to say that I'm wasting money going to school here considering I NEVER GO TO CLASS! Ok...that's a lie, I go occasionally, but no regularly enough to be considered a full time student. Yet, that's what I claim to be and the governemt gives me money so I can educated my dumbass. About that money now?? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!? I ( Read more... )

Who calls people at 3am? Oh right...some jackass for my roommate! Like I care...Oh well.


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Could my roommate sit still for like a second and MAYBE stop sniffing too?? Shit...the fucker gets up and comes back 900 times and sniffs *hears another one as I'm typing* like she's been snorting coke for the past week straight. FUCK!! I HATE HER! Uh...her and her smell and her hair EVERYWHERE, her clothes, her personality, HER!! Ahhhh...ok ( Read more... )

Without fail...my roommate comes home 5 minutes after me just when I think I may have some alone time. And now that bitch is sick again and I'm gonna be contaminated. Ahhh...why?? Why did I get put with this freak of fucking nature?? Her code name is Ruth, amanda and I have decided, and from now on that's all I will address her as...except to her ( Read more... )

So I typed in the letter S in the subject bar and that came up "secretly wishing I had a penis"...this is Amanda's computer so...I blame her...but I'll keep the subject. FUNNY ( Read more... )

I found this yesterday and it made me laugh because I love Rosie and hockey so...shit...why not.


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