kick-ass "In Search of..."
Spent the afternoon watching the "In Search of..." mini-marathon while writing cover letters. Even caught the infamous Sasquatch episode. [Insert Tenacious D quip here.] Prolonged my amusement by jotting so inspired haikus fight club style.
"In Search of..." blares on/robots will control the world/they bow to Nemoi
prophetic tv/bear witness to conspiracy/doubt carbon-dating
bad re-enactments/step up from amateur porn/they look familiar
vampires aren't sexy/do not spell it with a "y"/don't make me mock you
succubi possess/the Opie look-alike's soul/holy water, stat!
photo shop a ghost/narrate about demon spawn/next commercial break
la chupacabra/killed my fav'rite goat today/Cuba '82
authoritites lie/Sasquat is my fav'rite ape/don't tell the Yeti
eyes like dinner plates/aliens lack emotions/spaceships are too bright