Love is not what you're thinking of.

[oleolson]

Today is evacuation day for all excess mucus in my body. I'm done with wheezing, even if I do succeed in busting a blood vessel. The inspiration for my resolve? I blew my nose this morning and something akin to primordial ooze shot out. We're done, mucus and I

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[pegeen]

yes, yesterday i explained to a friend the proper use of the common me/i conundrum. it shocks me that people are so fucking retarded.

...has "fucking retarded" become a cliche?

[oleolson]

I think that phrase has some color left to it still.

[pegeen]

okay, good.

[maegdaeien]

wrong, honey. wrong.

[pegeen]

my favorite part of the morning is the pre-cigarette "hack up a bunch of crazy ectoplasm from my head" break.

[maegdaeien]

wow, zanne! i read that my jaw literally dropped to the floor!

in that i fell over, i guess.

have you read about how bono got all these companies (gap, american express, i think gucci, etc.) to donate 1% of their profits to the ONE campaign? go bono.

[oleolson]

I just had a perfectly insane vision of you at a computer and your jaw suddenly unhinging and landing on the floor like in Beetlejuice.

I have not doubt that Bono does no fewer than 12 magnificent things everyday. That was probably just Monday's accomplishment.

[maegdaeien]

well good, that's pretty much what i was going for. unlike dubya, my mission was accomplished!

oh come on, he could do 12 magnificent things just by making 12 different expressions.

[pegeen]

did you hear that he convinced several multinational corporations to donate 1% of their profits to african debt relief?

i mean, seriously: 1% is nothing for gucci and the gap, but it's better than doing nothing.