Uh...?

[olettepwnsj00]

I have some interesting news. Um... I don't know how to tell you this but...

I'm pregnant....

Um... Bakura, I need to speak with you about this.

Comments

Screened to Olette

[inu_sensei]

Yes, darling?

Re: Screened to Olette

[olettepwnsj00]

Um... don't get mad. It's only a joke.

Re: Screened to Olette

[inu_sensei]

I'm not angry with you, sweetheart. Would you like me to do anything?

Re: Screened to Olette

[olettepwnsj00]

Pretend you're going to become a grandfather for a day?

[wax_psychotic]

...

Why do you need to talk with me about this?

[olettepwnsj00]

Well... you're the father.

[wax_psychotic]

That...isn't even...possible!

[olettepwnsj00]

Well... you see... right after you got drunk, I went to the bar, and you told me you'd show me how to make some ice cream. I... drank some beer, too and well... now I'm pregnant.

[face_downcast]

...Olette...?

[[ooc: wldsihjkb I needed that brain thing to function. Stop killing it. D:]]

[olettepwnsj00]

Hey... Cain.

[[ooc: D: OH NOES! *Huggles brain*]]

[face_downcast]

Are you... really...

...by Bakura...?

[olettepwnsj00]

Yeah...

[memorized_burn]

You serious?

[olettepwnsj00]

Yeah...

[memorized_burn]

Who fucked you?

[olettepwnsj00]

Bakura.

[torn_lavender]

That's such bullshit...

[[ooc: <3 ^^;]]

[olettepwnsj00]

It's the truth!

[[ooc: :D ♥!]]

[torn_lavender]

There's no way in hell that's the truth.

Despite the fact that you wouldn't know sex from a hole in the wall, I know for a fact that Bakura hasn't fucked you, and he never will.

[olettepwnsj00]

How can you be so sure? You weren't present when it happened.