hot damn i want to drop drivers ed like its hot. i.e. i want to terminate my career behind the wheel. it is absolutely not working out. i cant drive well at all. i wont pass the road test, thats a given. and on the offchance my tester is asleep and passes me, what then? we dont own a car, you cant drive rentals till 25. i wont remember what i do ( Read more... )

My future as told by itunes ( Read more... )

"the fortuitous meeting on a dissecting table of a sewing machine and an umbrella"
-comte de lautréamont, on "beauty"

a. what makes rye bread rye bread? is it rye in the flour, or the caroway seeds in the bread itself? if my bread tasted ryesque but didnt have seeds, was it still rye bread? why are they called caroway seeds and not rye seeds? what is a rye anyway? if a body catch a body ( Read more... )

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JET LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
(the g. it lagged)

on a sidenote, this is going to be a hellish week.
on another sidenote, i want everyone to see my creation:
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hagaddah wash that man right out of my hair
cause he's too full of chometz and he just doesn't care

driving was so so fun today. i have to say, i love gas guzzling. i drove through the park! on 66th street nonetheless, so it was nice and windy. riverside drive too. i saw frankie walking as i drove but sadly i couldnt call her. i've added a photo of me and gus my driving instructor on the space. CHECK IT OUT. kthx. plus, i have mastered turns and ( Read more... )

"he said it was pointless. on the contrary she said, its quite pointy ( Read more... )

"cold in my professions, warm in friendships, i wish, my dear Laurens, it might be in my power by action rather than words to convince you that i love you. i shall only tell you that till you bade us adieu, i hardly knew the value you had taught my heart to set upon you. indeed, my friend, it was not well done. you know the opinion i entertain of ( Read more... )