Have you ever made plans to do somthing? You look forward to it, to just hanging out with your friends having a good time. Then as the nights come and go and the day gets closer you start to think, What if? What if I'm not as funny this time? What if she wonders what she invited me for? So now not only do you have the pressure of the night itself ( Read more... )

You Are The Pain That Haunts My Heart.
You Are The Dispare, That Tears My Soul Apart.
You Are The One For Whome The Tears Fall.
Faith Undone, As The Fire Burns Strong.

No Happy Ending, No Sweet Sweet Kiss.
Oh, Love Is A Tragedy.
A Doomed Fate We Can't Resist.
Yes Love IS A Tragedy.

I Havent Posetd Here FOr A While, dont let the fact that im posting now make you think i actually have somthing to say cause..... well i dont but i just thought id post some more stuff i had written to get a reaction from you peoples ( Read more... )

Allright Folks not to get morbid on every one but I Have a request to make. When I die this is what I want done with my body. I want to be dressed up in a Superman Costume and thrown out of a plane 30,000 feet in the air. Just think of how great that would be.

I want to feel loved so DO IT GOD DAMMIT ( Read more... )

Allright for a night that i thought was just gonna involve sitting at home wacking it to borderline illegal porn allot happend. It all started with a phone call from my friend Cam Scott. I went over to his place where him and about 4 other people were drinking, I had a beer or three, then he poured ma a drink of some sort of cheep booze called ( Read more... )

Just incase tellin someone your Humping seems a little boring to you here are 6 diffrent ways to tell some one your fucking ( Read more... )

A Warning to my new morden friends. You like me now because you have only seen tipsy mitchell (thats right i've only been tipsy in your presence so far) their are 3 stages of mitchell drunkness Tipsy wich you have seen Drunk or hammerd which you have seen signs of but i hasnt fully come out yet and then their is the following story i think you have ( Read more... )

Ok its been a while and i have some new words to share:

Dick Bucket: A Slut

"Brad We Have the perfect girl for you she is a total dick bucket"

knuckle Biter: Somthing that is either so good or so bad that you have to bite your knuckel

"that ass is a knuckle biter"

Well it was a rather eventful night to say the least. Since Fshaw had to go out to the farm again (when did he become Old MacDonald?) I was left sitting waiting for a lil while before we got on the road. Not wanting to waste valuable drinking time I figured it would be a good idea to start early, so before we even got to Winnipeg I had finished a ( Read more... )