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oliversarmy

The 16 Commandments of Being Nick's Girlfriend...

Mar 30, 2005 16:46

I. Thou shalt love me for me and be accepting of my faults (be they many) and to attempt to help me without coming off preachy ( Read more... )

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notafraidtodie March 30 2005, 22:51:17 UTC

you know, i was going to make a funny comment about girls not having an IQ of 130. unfortunatly, you mentioned Christine by name, and I couldn't do that, seeing as she is smart and in my math class

damn you nick and your names!

oliversarmy March 30 2005, 23:58:28 UTC

yeah, shes my favorite! ;)

blasticore March 30 2005, 23:50:23 UTC

II. Thou shalt have an IQ of at least 130.

Take your pick of the 4 left.

III. Thou shalt be...friendly.

Okay, maybe 3.

X. Thou shalt have a love of engaging conversation.

That's not too hard. The real problem is getting some people to shut up.

XVI. Thou shalt be mature in serious situations, yet fun-loving in jovial situations (and have the common sense to know the difference).

...See you at Southern Nights dude. ;)

oliversarmy March 30 2005, 23:58:00 UTC

hahahahaha, very true

hmmm do i fit in that criteria?! neesie22 March 31 2005, 00:06:49 UTC

hmmm alrite. lets see where i stand in this lil list ::::

***I am very smart....but unfortunately i do not know my IQ. lol
***I do play games/sports...cuz dance is SOOO a sport, plus i played bball too. so there. lol
***Not to be shallow or conceited, but i do think that im very pretty. if i do say so myself...i mean hello i did modeling for 17 magazine so...why would they pick me if i wasnt pretty!?
***I ALSO DO LOVE TO HOLD HANDS!!
***I do own bazillions of preppy clothing...cuz im extremely fratty since i am a sorority girl..duh! ... plus i have a wonderful lil SUV car thats leather interior, sun roof, and a wonderful stereo system.

....while i do boast all those qualities, i am taller and im materialistic...what can i say?! o and im known to be a mean girl so i am a "stuck up prude". lol

i tried.

<3 ya nick!

Re: hmmm do i fit in that criteria?! oliversarmy March 31 2005, 00:08:19 UTC

pretty close!

mangomojo137 March 31 2005, 00:45:30 UTC

i hate to throw a catch-22 into Commandment XII, but i believe we concluded the following in a recent application of intelligence to real life:

Old people shouldnt drive.
Old women especially shouldnt drive.
Wait, ALL women shouldnt drive.

oliversarmy March 31 2005, 00:53:53 UTC

lol i agree with this in principle, but when it comes down to having my gf not have a car (and therefore relies on me to pick her up and drive her everywhere) vs. her having a car and being a shitty driver to wherever we are going to meet up; I take the second option, cuz well, im fucking lazy and dont want to drive all over town picking her up and dropping her off all the time!

tellinore March 31 2005, 00:57:19 UTC

Well Nick, it looks like I'm your perfect match, except for the whole height and cooking thing. And that really scares me.

oliversarmy March 31 2005, 01:16:57 UTC

haha

xoxo mike *bats eyelashes*