Best sex in haiky form, pls.

All kinds of kinky
My legs go all over the place
Yet totally sweet

What is the worst sex you've ever had?

Answers must be in haiku form.

Mine:
Liquor and high school
Skipped out, went to the pool
Public baths are gross

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simplykimberly is a wonderful person who fosters kittens pretty much all the time. All the time. Like, something to the tune of 28 kittens in the last year.

And this past week, one of her fosters has gotten sick (cloudy lungs full of some yet-unidentified ick that makes breathing very difficult). And poor little Roo keeps fighting, and is eating again, but ( Read more... )

I've been doing this every year for some three or four now. I always get at least ONE wish granted, and try my damnest to grant at least a few. Yay true spirit of the holidays ( Read more... )

I don't really expect anyone here to spend money on me (really, send me good thoughts and juju, that's plenty!), it's more for reference (for those who feel obliged).

T-shirt Hell wishlist
Amazon wishlist
Threadless GIft Cards

(I really want that ball winder on amazon)

Ask me a question, any question, anonymously.

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I'll answer all of them.

Go.

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