squirell A says to squirrel B "i am feeling kind of nutty." and then the alarm went off and everyone hid under that lamp your mom gave me for christmas in1986. we made spaghetti until the sun came up and put these two toilet plungers in the closet. something under the bed was lighting up blue and gold, like school colors, and we saw that there was ( Read more... )

one time there was broken glass in the car, and caroline picked it up. her finger was bleeding so i gave her a tampon. it worked. another time we were on the feild and this little boy shouted profanities and threw a glass bottle over the fence. we mooned him. tomorrow ends the week from hell and begins the weekend from . . . heaven? let her die ( Read more... )

( MY COLLEGE YEARS FINNA BE TRIFE! )

they says bangwagon, and i come a'runnin!

ask me anything & i'll answer honestly.

bad news first, good news l8r ( Read more... )

" . . . looking up, everything else was black and white; the tree branches looked like string that had been glued onto crisp white paper by an eager four year old. i have always felt unworthy being silhouetted by the sky . . . it's so serene and forgiving, but yesterday the way i felt seemed like it could rival all beauty that the sky has ever ( Read more... )

edouardloves you: i feel like we should be sharing a soda right now
edouardloves you: with 2 straws
edouardloves you: and then, laughing
edouardloves you: and both of us having soda come out of our noses

jen and b.j. are getting married. who would have guessed ( Read more... )

happy birthday, edouard.

( pictures form the party! )

to whom it may concern:

my car is not shitty. on the contrary, it is a classic piece of americana, one of few 37 year old cars to still be running, and something which YOU have never seen.
please don't forget that you don't know me. ever.