i convinced a drunk colombian boy that i was mexican.
i am supposed to be writing a paper.
i am a roadie.
i do the news.
i had a good idea that i wanted to write here, but
i have forgotten it.

visit new orleans ( Read more... )

we are all way too drunk to be doing serious s=things like papers ( Read more... )

ay, carrrrrrumba

voodoofest this weekend yay! oh i willj ust DIE of ecstacy (not the real shit)

some circumstances call for a good drink. or a bad drink, when it comes down to it. no proper alcohol should be pink.

i made so. much. money. working the weekendz

i carved a sweet ass punkin but then it melted and i didn't get a picture

INDECISION

thus far into the school year, i have ( Read more... )

I WILL MAMFELA RAMFELA YOUR ASS SO FAST IT WILL SLAP THE TASTE OUT YO MOUF

smoke smoke smoke

IM ADE GUMBO. I AM AMAZING
dodge and janie, don't \say anything

ben and cristiano, get tready

drinking before work again, i'm bad ( Read more... )

i am so totally into abbrevs, fuck all you little kids on campus out late at night when i'm trying to sleep for my class in the morning screaming COLLEGE IS SO COOL! ROCK ON, DUDES! and then coming back all loud from that frat party you didn't actually have fun at! COLLEGE IS NOT THAT COOL. it's expensive and long and whatev. sometimes you can ( Read more... )

Note: Never give Olivia the remote. She does not know how to work HDTVs and fancy cable.

BUT IN MY DEFENSE, there's a pattern you have to learn and three different remotes and they have to go on at the right time and sometimes we'll get the sound from one and the picture from the other one and NOBODY knows what's going on!
ALSO IN MY DEFENSE, I ( Read more... )