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[oliviacarmen]

I was watching this documentary on aligators.. and the aligators attacked the baby zebras. And then I was like

"Zebras are almost as cool as unicorns. But not even close"

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[skooma]

Those shows always make me sad. Like there'll be this cute baby deer drinking from the aligator infested swamp,

And I'll be like,

Its Bambi!!

and then....

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, SMASH, SOCK, BOOM, CRUNCH, CRASH!

This 40 foot aligator, disguised as a log, like bursts out of the water and then like freaking ENGULFS the entire Bambi creature in one bite.

And then its over.

[oliviacarmen]

I feel your pain..

[skooma]

No, you feel Bambi's pain.

[floren]

That's almost worse than when I write entries about ym day at work.

But not even close.

[not_my_love]

I SO AGREE!

[boyinacoma]

or....when the black guy is walking along in the graveyard.

then...

BAM HE GETS BIT BY A ZOMBIE AND TURNED INTO ONE

and fuckin nemesis shoots a rocket and kills him

but he's black and really big so everyone knew he'd be a zombie pretty soon.

and then the girl in the mini skirt cries.

[oliviacarmen]

but he has thick skin

[cookie_monstor]

That was profound Oliva