Man I had a great time. Went to a poetry Slam @ the Pageant with my roommate. WHERE WERE YOU ANTIGRAVITYA!!!??? Then we went to IHOP and I had this steak omelet thing...I'm full and feel like a floatation device...

My nephew asked me if I would burn my job for $3 million dollars....fuck yeah....then he asked me if I would do it for free...hmmm...fuck yeah

I'm bored

I want toast...

and that was a random Montrice Thought

My roomate comes back from Vegas Monday. I wanted to go but MY BITCH OF A JOB wouldn't let me. "You can't do this, you get written up for that, NYAH NYAH NAYH!" So yeah...I'll be jealous when she comes back and she tells me of all the fucking fun that she had...oh yeah I'm gonna be pissed.

I'm at work and there's a bird flying around here and I think that I'm going to pass out.

I went to my first drag show yesterday. I went to Magnolia's/Novaks and I had A BLAST! My roomate and I were the only black chicks there and the host (I think her name was Michelle McCausland)made me feel right at home. Everyone asked me if I was Jennifer from American Idol and I found that cute :) We went down stairs and everyone was dancing...' ( Read more... )

Its 1 in the morning and my friend erica is asking me if chickens have penises...boy DO I KNOW HOW TO PICK 'EM

"This is the problem with LJ, we all think we are so close, and we know nothing about each other. I'm going to rectify it. I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you."

I HAVE NO TIME TO DRAW! I HAVE NO TIME TO HAVE ME TIME...i'm unhappy