DAMNJARMINSHITCUNT
anonymous
December 6 2005, 11:14:37 UTC
that is without doubt one of the tightest things ever. Hey ollie this is evan by the way. they really put you in a shit situation, what about their responsibility to host you. They obviously didnt think that one over before accepting you or they are one of those tradition-bound god-fearing underground bunker-inhabiting xenophobes. My advice to you is to take a shit (or shits) in some in inconspicuous location where they will only discover once you are out of their unhygenic clutches. I suggest the bread-bin or oven (hell if they have a freddo fundraiser box lying around thats your field of expertise) You still want to go on the tour right? Cause surely they cant take that away from you. or the way you wear your hat. noone can take that.
i guess i will see you soon. So guten tag. and aufwiedersehen.
Re: DAMNJARMINSHITCUNTolliedapimpssonDecember 6 2005, 21:27:13 UTC
Aww, stuff like that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, unless its the internal haemorraging from eating bread with crusts that are harder than the plate I eat it off. I suspect it's left over from WWII, which the jarmins pronounce 'ze second verld vor'.
Other fun words to try and make germans say include: Squirrel (they. can. not. do it. hilarious. somehow they always end up putting a 'B' in there) Beanie (when you explain what it means it makes them piss themselves laughing.) Motherfucker (sounds like Muzzervukker, which sounds like a Russian secret weapon designed for air combat or such) Clothes (they always say 'clothesis' in a very gollum-like way) Any other adjective besides 'hard' for describing something difficult, heavy, bad, strong, or bitter.
Originally I made a huge reply but it was so long im gonna make it a new entry. Enjoy.
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i guess i will see you soon. So guten tag. and aufwiedersehen.
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Other fun words to try and make germans say include:
Squirrel (they. can. not. do it. hilarious. somehow they always end up putting a 'B' in there)
Beanie (when you explain what it means it makes them piss themselves laughing.)
Motherfucker (sounds like Muzzervukker, which sounds like a Russian secret weapon designed for air combat or such)
Clothes (they always say 'clothesis' in a very gollum-like way)
Any other adjective besides 'hard' for describing something difficult, heavy, bad, strong, or bitter.
Originally I made a huge reply but it was so long im gonna make it a new entry. Enjoy.
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