woke up today in new brunswick, next to a beautiful girl ( Read more... )

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John: "I made Dean's List ( Read more... )

I dont even rant. I obviously have the capability to, but for some reason the motivation just isn't there. Or maybe I don't get angry enough? Maybe my best thoughts are simply retorts for the thoughts of others? What does that make me? basically one big negation. I guess? I have a new car now at least, a 1997 Toyota Camary named "Roxanne ( Read more... )

My dad is insane. We test rode a '87 Nissan 300zx Turbo (my dream car of late) and holy fuck ( Read more... )

never try something on
have it fit
like it
then put it on the shelf and walk away

I love ska so so much.  For some reason I haven't grown tired of it.  Toasters with SGR in philly was really good, but sadly that was the last show i saw.  I really need to get my ass in gear, so many good ska bands out there i should be seeing.  Called MAACO today, said it would cost about 600$ to get my car painted entirely checkered.  So i think ( Read more... )

damnit, i hate not being in new brunswick, makes stuff so much harder. i wish i had guts.

i dunno what to do.

After college, I am so loaded with debt i decide to join the United States Air Force. After three years I get bored and decide to join a huge drug smuggling operation from Afganistan to the United States. My contact in the states is known only as "Loose Sleeves Jonny". However, I am unable to live inconspicously, and the government takes notice... ( Read more... )

sometimes i look up at night
and wish i was some one else
maybe a giant with a huge firehose
who could put out fires
or cause floods
or a flying wolf with laser eyes
that could strike back at the bears
perhaps even a scimitar
whose name was max
then i'd be cool
cool enough to eat lettuce
without paying that damn
lettuce tax