555-HERC

[olympian_herc]

"You have reached Hercules' voicemail. I am honored by your call, and ask you to humbly leave a message so I can contact you back when I am able." *BEEP*

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[not_a_parakeet]

This was totally just what Hercules wanted to hear on his voicemail, courtesy of an alternate, tinier version of one of his old teammates, right?

"Um... Um, Mister Hercules? Um. Hi. Hi, I just thought you should know..."

Naturally, there was a long pause while the very drunken not-quite-Angel took a moment to get his thoughts together.

"No, no, it's fine. The sombrero was edible anyway and I think Bobby's had too much tequila to really care."

There's a long, long silence, while Warren forgets to hang up the phone.

"Tony, what do you think of my ches--"

Click.

[not_a_parakeet]

"If I come to class with rainbow wings tomorrow, please shove me into a closet or something?"

Yes, Herc. It was another one of those nights.

"I think Bobby just burned down a table by sneezing. Gotta go! I think we're playing strip-gymnastics, and Ben's doing it wrong."

[longislandiceme]

And now, time for a mass text!

Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor appletinis.

[mouthy_merc]

[[From here]]

Okay, first off: 'frell' isn't a word. I'm just gonna get that out of the way before be start saying things like 'flonq' and 'Wow, Greg Land is an amazing artist!'

That must never happen. Never.

Second of all, ferret sex? Really? That's not even creative. You can tell how disdainful I am by the amount of italics being used here. So, moral of the story, come up with more creative material!

Crazy Phone Day, Text Message, Auto Correct!

[angelo_wings]

How's Louisiana? I buy essa you. Are there more bales? Or those Barnes that turn into Linda?

(Original message: How's Lousiana? I miss you. Are there more vampires? Or those vampires that turned into lions? Ran it through autocorrect myself via sloppy Swyping!)