A Knock At My Door...

Feb 13, 2008 14:38

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technoshaman February 13 2008, 22:46:55 UTC
"Sooooo, I see we're in the same business. Souls. Have you met your quota today?" Deliver in one's best Linda Blair. I won't guarantee it'll send them flying, but I can pretty much guarantee they won't be back. :)

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slutdiary February 14 2008, 01:45:55 UTC
Or one of my favorites - answer the door naked, bloody, and carrying a knife. "No, I don't want to hear about your god, but would you like to hear how I worship mine?"

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lisakit February 14 2008, 04:05:08 UTC
Wow, she must have really gotten on your bad side! Jewish?!

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clemtaur February 15 2008, 04:25:15 UTC
I wanted to make a sign that said:
"Solicitors will be degaussed"
As I no longer have my degaussing coil...

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rolypolykitty February 23 2008, 16:34:32 UTC
I've been a Christian for over 30 years, but have never felt comfortable pushing my beliefs on others. If someone asks me honest questions about my beliefs, I'll answer, but it isn't up to me to cram it down everyone's throat. Jesus didn't force anyone to listen to him. You have obviously heard the basic Christian story, which is what their biblical requirement is, you don't have to accept it as truth. I feel as if I should apologize for the proselytizers! I have pagan friends (and Jewish ones too ;). Anyway, I hope you don't think we're all that way, because we're not!

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omahas February 23 2008, 18:17:56 UTC
Anyway, I hope you don't think we're all that way, because we're not!By no means at all! I have quite a few Christian friends as well. Matter of fact, our neighbors are Christians. When we first moved in, we were a bit nervous at first. They have a knocker on their door, the quote from Joshua 24:15: "As for me and my house, we serve the Lord." They homeschool their kids. They are *definitely* what we would classify as "breeders" (when we moved in they had 6 kids and were working on the seventh). We were afraid, as Atheist and Pagan, that there would be, shall we say, conflicts ( ... )

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