Well, this morning started off eventful, had my daily morning routine of sleeping in until I'll be at least ten minutes late for work and then the annual sock seach(found two remotely clean socks with no holes in record time!). On my way out I decided to check the mail, there was a letter addressed to Mr. Nathan P. Sarkozi(so formal, yeesh) from ( Read more... )

I'm sick.
My eyes are bloodshot and occasionally secrete a very icky goo, my nose is stuffed, i have a very slight cough, i'm beginning to get a temperature, and i have not been able to sleep at all.
and i have to work in five and a half hours.
dandy.

Any suggestions on where I can buy a condom to fit my giant shlong?

I've been to 7-11, Pharmasave, and sum wierd guy that sells them used out of the back of a '86 ford truck. Every condom is one size only, and that size is way too small.

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Also, what ever happened to Duckman? That show as sweet.

I hate you, I fucking hate you so god damn much.
I am going to fucking cram that damn parascope that you have sitting on top of your head so far up your ass you'll be coughing up ment chunks of metal, and shards of mirror and glass for a fuckng month.
Nathan

Well, It is a new year.
2005 wasn't THAT bad, it kind ended in a shitty way though, ah well. I'm dizzy from drinking. And I need coffee. I think I'll put some on and write something, possibly in the horror department.

Just wondering, has anyone ever beaten Super James Pond for the SNES?
I remember when I was like 7 I managed to get to level 98574239734 or something.

Bah. I know i shouldn't be doing this, but what the hell else am I going to do ( Read more... )

Well it has to be done some time... might as well make the update now ( Read more... )

Well, Chantel has recently dissapeared off the face of the planet, she said she was going to come over last night, i called after work, not there, waited and hour, called again, still not there.
wasn't there this morning, still not there when i called before leaving work.
I now know the meaning of the term "worried sick"

I love my new LJ picture.
Better Tomorrow bitches.
Booyeah.