[004] text/please be private

Mar 01, 2009 02:39


THE VERY BASICS

1. What constitutes the act of sex?
Uh. Two individuals getting together to connect via some means. Do I really have to write this?

2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
...UH. Vaginal. Oral. Anal. Man and woman. Man and Man. Woman and woman. bestiality?

MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS

1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
Contraception is... like... prevention from getting pregnant, right?

2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
...I DON'T KNOW.

3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
No?

4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
I DON'T KNOW...

5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
I'm pretty sure not?

CONTRACEPTION

1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
Condoms, birth control pills... I don't know.

2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
I REALLY don't know.

3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Condoms don't always work. I guess that'd be the same with everything.

4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
At the store?

5. Who should you consult before using them?
Mommy? Um. Your partner? A doctor?

SEXUAL DISEASES

1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
A disease you get during sex. It can be spread if you have sex with multiple partners, I guess...

2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
AIDS? I've never heard of any. I mean, I heard that they exist, but...

3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Not having sex. Ever.

4. Are there any treatment options available?
I don't know! Probably? But.

MASTURBATION

1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
Yes. I don't know why. I never think about it.

2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
I... I've never... ever...

3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
NO.

5. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
I don't know. I guess it relieves stress?

6. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
Every time you do it, a kitten dies/angel loses its wings. If you do it too much, your penis will fall off. It's a tool of the devil. All untrue.

[ooc: perhaps the meeting should discuss this. ;;; It sure as hell confused me. Now, Lucas, when a man and a lamppost love each other very much...

Also. Apparently, I'm a dumbass 8|;;; Strikes are deleted.]

broke lucas' brain, pk embarrassment, winding way, text, hopefully private

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