I know, I know.. I'm a loser

Jul 05, 2010 02:24



Stranger: xDD
Stranger: okay
Stranger: but only for science
You: Of course
You: I'll take notes
Stranger: their blue with flowers
Stranger: :D
You: thong?
Stranger: granny panties
Stranger: xDDD
You: Are you like 10yrs old?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: 15
You: How old
You: Danger!
Stranger: disconnect?
You: I'm a female, so I don't know
Stranger: look for someone over 18
Stranger: then youll be good
You: Oh, but this is science
You: It's ok
Stranger: xDD
Stranger: so your a girl
You: Yes
Stranger: damn
You: Sorry
Stranger: no cool convos with guys
Stranger: guys suck

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: hey
Stranger: kk
Stranger: nothing
You: That was easy
Stranger: im a female
Stranger: yup
You: Me too
You: I also do not have underwear on
You: How about that!
You: What are those odds
Stranger: xD
Stranger: :)
Stranger: whats ur major?
Stranger: soo
You: in school?
You: Computer science
Stranger: scientific study?
Stranger: o
You: ^_-

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: urr gay

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: none
You: Oh, that's...boring
You: New study
You: If you were forced to wear one pair of underwear forever, what would they look like?
Stranger: the ones i just took off
You: Which look like...?
Stranger: pink thong...
You: Hm, ok
Stranger: theyre silk
You: Why'd you take them off, they sound comfy?
Stranger: pics with person bf
You: That's not very nice of you
You: You sound like a whore
You: I should let you go
Stranger: NO
Stranger: it was my first time
Stranger: doing anything like that

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: Pink checked ones.
You: Aw
Stranger: Haha guts.
Stranger: with thrilly bits.
Stranger: Amazing
You: Yes, amazing
You: New study
You: How many licks DOES it take?
Stranger: For?
You: Well, I didn't get that far. I was hoping you just had an answer.
You: That was a let down
You: So forget that one
You: Newer study
Stranger: Yeapp.
Stranger: Waitng
You: Demanding! Jeez.
You: Alright
Stranger: Haha impatient.
You: Well I feel like I should stall a little than
Stranger: NO

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: gay male?
You: Bi female, nice try tho!

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: none
You: Classy
Stranger: undergarments attract little gremlins
You: Good point, I'll make a note in my study
You: Anything else to add?
Stranger: they paint your face and stab you with carrots!
You: Well.. This is great finding! I never knew.
You: Keep going..Please.
Stranger: you wouldn't happen to be a pickle, would you?
You: No
Stranger: good
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: you don't want to know
You: Oh but I do
You: I'm a scientist, I'd like to know all and everything.
Stranger: pickles are evil
You: I see
You: How did you come to this premise?
Stranger: they made my girlfriend leave me
You: Well, that wasn't very nice of them.

Stranger: hi
You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: the name is navigare
You: You name your underpants?
Stranger: yes
You: Alright, I'll put this in my notes. Go on.
Stranger: of the mark
Stranger: are black
Stranger: and boxer..
Stranger: why you need?
You: Study, that is all.
Stranger: which study?
Stranger: college?
You: Sure
Stranger: ahaahahahahahhahaahhaahahah
You: Hey, computer science major. You never know.
You: ^_-

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: f or m
You: Female
Stranger: haha wanna see my cock?
You: No, I want you to answer my question
Stranger: theyre black
Stranger: and its champion
Stranger: good fkn night
You: Fkn?

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you wantto know?
You: Just tell me about your underpants...
You: I think my statement is pretty clear
Stranger: its a man boxer
You: man boxer?
You: You mean you're wearing boxers?
You: Do they have a color?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: white
You: Ok
You: This is good stuff for my study.

Stranger: hey
You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: towels
You: More than one?
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes
You: That was confusing
You: But ok
You: Color,please?
Stranger: brown

Stranger: Piano
You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You: I love piano, btw
Stranger: Boxers, with pac man on them
You: Oh wow, now that's interesting.
Stranger: the ghosts are on it too, power pellets, and cherries
You: Those are great boxers
Stranger: I have two of them
Stranger: I love 'em.
You: Any other interesting ones?
Stranger: Mario ones, covered in different versions of mario from all his games
You: So I'm going to make a premise
You: You like games...
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I've been meaning to find some Tetris ones.
Stranger: I have two pair of the mario ones too...
You: Ever feel like you're old school and need to... think more new school gaming? Or are you comfortable with the old stuff?
Stranger: The new school stuff seems odd for underwear for some reason
Stranger: I have a PS3 and loads of games
You: Makes sense

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: black
You: Alright
You: That's VERY brief
Stranger: what else would you like to know?
You: Can you stand on your head?
Stranger: no

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: well i cant anser that because im notwearing eny
You: Oh, well that was an answer
Stranger: well i gess so
You: You are clearly a retard

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: boxers
You: Color?
Stranger: grey
You: Alright
You: This is good stuff

Stranger: hi
You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: asl
You: 21-f-florida
You: Answer my study, please?
Stranger: hmm im wearing boxers
Stranger: darkwi
Stranger: dark blue
Stranger: with white circles i think
You: You think? So you're not naked, that's good.
Stranger: no im drunk
You: Me too, cheers!
Stranger: salud

You:I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: none
You: So you're sitting there, in the nude, on the internet..
Stranger: yup
You: Oh, I was half hoping you to say No I have a shirt on..
You: Or socks maybe

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'm ready
You: You didn't..answerr my study.
Stranger: my underpants is black,and i like it
You: Oh
Stranger: you are so crazy
You: Why?
Stranger: for the study
You: Oh, well it's a study
Stranger: just a study?
You: Yes actually
Stranger: well
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: A study, and watching adult swim.
Stranger: hoe to watch it?
You: Did you just insult me?
Stranger: no
You: Oh, do you not know what adult swim is?
Stranger: no,i don't know
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: China
You: Oh

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: um, this probably isn't a study, but i'll tell you anyway coz i don't give a shit. red lacy ones with a bow.
You: It is a study actually
You: You assuming wasn't very nice
You: But I'm glad you answered anyway
Stranger: why are you doing a study on underwear?
You: No, you misunderstood
You: I'm doing a study on reactions.
Stranger: ooooh, gotcha, gotcha.

You: I am doing a scientific study and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: pink thong, ftw.
You: Alright
Stranger: with diamond skulls on it
You: Skulls<3
Stranger: YES
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