00:22:24: RT @simonpegg: Marketing types worry that if a film isn't in 3D it will appear somehow old fashioned and so cinema continues to die of a ...
12:06:02: RT @LordPalpatine: And where is *Princess* Leia's birth certificate? Was she really born on Alderaan? Someone should go there and fin... Oh.
12:59:13: @ grantimahara Also all the epidemics you'd trigger by introducing all the foreign germs hitching a ride on your body to new environs.
13:01:23: RT @01_gav: The moment when the Doctor takes Rose's hand and tells her to run for the first time is one of my favourite moments EVER. RO ...
13:02:36: @ 01_gav Rose was temporarily in line at the ladies' loo?
13:42:12: One of my favorite words of all time: rapscallion. In a Halloween storybook I had as a kid rapscallion was drawn as a Jawa w/ a pointed hood
13:55:27: It would appear that everything at my parents' house was waiting until I went back to Berkeley to break.
13:56:36: RT @aerye: http://bit.ly/jNR7AU Steven Moffat Explains Why He's So Bad At Writing Women// awww, steve - why you gotta suck so *hard*?
15:37:33: Okay, next person who cuts in front of me, I don't care how homeless looking and old you are, I'm cutting a bitch. Two in a row is too much
15:42:16: I've been waiting in line at the pharmacy too long, I'm actually pondering the diff bet intense cleanse and clean & fresh shampoos.
20:09:37: Oh Goddess, I just found a plushie Human Centipede on deviantart. ::shudders:: Never has that name been more accurate http://bit.ly/j8CZIN
20:11:16: The worst part was it was in the middle of the Dolls, Plushies, and Toys section of the ArtisanCraft comm-totally unexpected.
20:12:57: RT @StephenAtHome: Maybe I haven't gotten a royal wedding invitation because they want me to be IN the wedding. Good thing I brought my ...
20:17:12: It was all adorable cuddly stuff I would give my nieces and nephews and then BAM! Dutch horror porn.
20:17:47: RT @RoryAlbanese: Cool that Michael Scott is trending but when Carell left @ TheDailyShow we lived in a pretwitter world so we just got d ...
20:35:15: The Metalocalypse dolls by someone else are hilarious though. Espc the Murderface groping a dead naked chick doll set. http://bit.ly/iEodjf
21:19:53: ::Does a gleeful dance:: I just commissioned a Big Barda plushie! I will post pics in June-getting shipped to my parents' home for safety.
21:21:31: It's gonna be a hellish level of anticipation until then for my Big Barda plushie but I've witnessed people stealing mail around here.
21:38:29: It's probably a sign of narcissism that I when I needed to look up a link I tweeted about earlier I re-read and laughed at my own stuff. Eh.
21:46:39: My Dad's terrible parenting advice of the day: "Smoking makes you look cool." Sadly not reverse psychology here twitbuddies.
22:01:07: @ RobertHSims Don't worry about grandpa phrases, I already yell at people "Close the door, do you think I'm paying to heat the outdoors?"
22:07:20: @ mrlittlegirl At least you had warning! I was unprepared for the horror.
22:09:09: @ RobertHSims I may be prematurely crotchety, but I shall continue to avoid old people candy at all costs.
22:17:54: @ RobertHSims Like "That's what she said" potential rock band names makes for a long lasting and versatile comedy meme :)
22:22:48: @ RobertHSims George Carlin had a whole section in one of his books to potential rock band names. Respect for those who follow his greatness
23:55:18: @ cimness I did the same thing when I had traffic school & Callum Keith Rennie as RayK after 10 yrs w/ Frasier in Canada was in class w/me.
23:57:28: @ cimness So instead of listening to instructor there was much staring at the back of his head and fannish daydreaming. Made 5 hrs bearable.