From Twitter 05-11-2011
- 15:36:30: Oh my. My one sister sent me a birthday card 1 month late. Not sure how to respond. Still, got $ out of the deal so not a total loss.
- 16:15:32: Damn, Komodo dragons eat every part of a water buffalo, including the hooves. http://bit.ly/ift9mq
- 16:47:23: If I ever go completely insane & become a crazed loner I'm going to keep a honey badger as a pet. It'll turn on me but what a way to go!
- 20:31:34: I don't have nearly enough Lysol spray to deal w/ my roommate, who is coughing all over everything (w/ LOTS of mucous) & not washing hands
- 20:33:35: I'm sort of frozen & trying not to breathe in her presence. She seriously has a mixing bowl full of mucous that she rinses out in bathroom.
- 20:35:30: Damn it germs, either kill her faster or go away. It sounds like birds vomiting into their babies' mouths! Also doesn't cover her mouth.
- 20:37:13: I have offered tissues & been turned down. She was kind enough to throw a temper tantrum about Robitussin not working instantly in return.
- 20:38:58: Can you forcibly commit roommates to the hospital (or at least their parents' house that is 20 minutes away)?
- 20:40:48: I'm fine with nursing sick people, I just ask that they take at least minimal precautions (tissues, hand washing) to not spread disease.
- 20:47:56: @ RobertHSims Yeah, I am far from squeamish but that is just foul. Plus she keeps throwing things & I'm afraid that it will become ammo.
- 20:51:49: @ RobertHSims Because she has the emotional maturity of a toddler and is mad the Robitussen didn't magically fix everything instantly.
- 21:03:45: @ RobertHSims Just took your advice. I wouldn't normally double up medications like that but if she ODs I won't be crying a river, so...
- 21:05:06: @ dirtywhovian Good luck keeping everything in your system!
- 21:09:18: @ RobertHSims I'll just call the cops and make them haul her off. Tax dollars at work! And yeah, that's above & beyond inconsiderate/gross.
- 21:12:53: @ riderofrohan0 I just double drugged her instead. Better living through chemistry!
- 21:30:40: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney This says more about Walt than it does about Mickey.
- 21:33:23: Sad thing is, my high school (Marlborough all girls LA secular school) had a wonderful art galley donated by Mrs. Walt Disney. Poor woman.
- 21:38:55: @ RobertHSims Bless you, it appears to have worked. If we ever get to go do karoke together I'm buying at least the first two rounds.
- 22:07:15: Roommate mocked me for watching @ MythBusters episode twice. This is the woman who has watched Twilight 40 times since moving in 9 months ago
- 22:10:11: @ GailSimone This is the kind of statement that makes you my favorite comics writer. P.S. someone has written literary genre slash already.
- 22:30:36: Oh I should not have ordered that pizza. On the other hand it will be delicious, so meh.
- 22:32:03: @ bonniegrrl http://twitpic.com/4wizw2 - Oh that picture is a bizarre blast from the past. He's so young, & has a circus freak size forehead.
- 22:35:35: For almost every acronym I want to double check the meaning. That's the third I've googled today, and I'm only 23. In middle age I'm doomed.
- 22:38:19: It's probably not a good sign when my response to your tour announcement is "Wait, you're not dead?" ::cough:: Lyle Lovett
- 23:23:20: I'm a bit sad that I didn't need @ MythBusters to tell me what a mad rattlesnake sounded like. Grew up in Angeles National Forest after all.
- 23:34:54: Oh @ MythBusters where would you be without abandoned naval military bases?
- 23:41:06: I don't care how many times @ grantimahara says it, "blow your own sail" still sounds like a middle schooler's euphemism for masturbation.
- 23:42:23: Oh goddess, the google search suggestions for "middle schooler" (was checking spelling) are deeply shady. "_ making out" is the 1st choice.
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