*h4x t3h b0x* (Sean is ghey)
APPLICATION
Name:Mahttè
Genitalia:Male
Age:18
Location:Ames, Iowa, USA
Describe yourself in a haiku:
You are not me cause
I am myself now, dear sir
Please don't touch me there.
Haaxxx, I wrote that in Creative Writing.
Do you say "pop", "soda" or "soda-pop?":Its pop, fuckers.
Did Michael Jackson do it?:No, it was me.
Goatse or tubgirl?:Goatse, theres something about crap that turns me off.
Are you 1337 enough to know what C-Unit is?:of course. C-unit reppin the l33t skilzz.
Who is gheyer: Lydia or Sean?:Sean.
Do you use the word bogus?:No. Thats a cracka word.
Define fwapoijeroijawerpoji.:fuck with a pineapple or I jerk elephants randomly on ingrown jawlines after words eat raw pork of jungle intamacy.
Does Mandie's coochie stink? Yes or yes.:OMFGYES.
Is Gary Coleman a midget?:..No, just vertically challenged.
Yankees fucking suck. Right? (Right.):I think they're ok.. I don't pay attention to baseball.
Don't you wish you could say water hot?:Hot water? What?
In 10 words or more, express your undying love for me. (And for Sean. duh.):I love you Sean and Lydia you guys are faserious.
Finally....Post a picture of an object that resembles Sean. (Or Lydia.)
And now of yourself. kthx
Sean
Lydia
Me