sean is NOT ghey.

[themetrosex]

APPLICATION
Name: Sean
Genitalia: Penis. Or large clitoris.
Age: 16, 17 in March
Location: Gloucester, VA
Describe yourself in a haiku:
I don't have to do
this gay fucking haiku shit
Suck my dick plzthx
Do you say "pop", "soda" or "soda-pop?":

Did Michael Jackson do it? My ass still hurts.
Goatse or tubgirl? I can't decide. They both can get me off.
Are you 1337 enough to know what C-Unit is? ..I made it.
Who is gheyer: Lydia or Sean? Lydia, times a million.
Do you use the word bogus? ..Fuck no. Hicks from MN do though.
Define fwapoijeroijawerpoji. It's a secret, I'm not telling.
Does Mandie's coochie stink? Yes or yes. *suffocates and dies*
Is Gary Coleman a midget? We're not called midgets. :(
Yankees fucking suck. Right? (Right.) Fuck you my nigga.
Don't you wish you could say water hot? I'm an expert.
In 10 words or more, express your undying love for me. (And for Sean. duh.) But, I only love myself, Lydia is too fucking gay.
Finally....Post a picture of an object that resembles Sean. (Or Lydia.)

And now of yourself. kthx