04/01/07 // Adventure!Wrath, IC!Gluttony, Ringu!Noah, and NPCs Carrie, Rebecca, and Paulo
Who: Adventure!Wrath, IC!Gluttony, Ringu!Noah, and NPCs Carrie, Rebecca, and Paulo
When: 04/01/07
Rating: PG-13
Category: Misc Happenings
Summary: Raid on the Catholic Church v2.0 COMMENCE.
R!Noah: *surveys the hair salon, eyebrows raised* You're sure this is the place, darling?
A!Wrath: This doth not much look to part of an evil hideout, I would not wish to make a mistake in sure a matter. *raised eyebrow*
IC!Gluttony: *puts a finger in his mouth* Smell like fruit and have big things for putting over your head. Is hair salon, yes?
R!Noah: Yes. Hm. I always thought it would look more... sinister. *smiles brightly* Oh well! Now remember, don't let those big things get put over your heads. They'll suck your brain out.
Paulo: *humming and dancing around to some Men At Work song, cleaning up his work station and using a cylander brush as a microphone*
IC!Gluttony: *whines, putting his hands over his head*
A!Wrath: *turns to Noah* Are you certain this is the place? I would like to make sure it is indeed connected to the Catholic Church before attacking. Perhaps some reconnaissance is in order?
Rebecca: *trying so hard to ignore Paulo and concentrate on her free coupon as her hair gets trimmed*
Carrie: *flipping through a magazine as her hair is getting cut, successfully tuning the noise out*
R!Noah: Well I suppose, darling... You could always go in and find out?
A!Wrath: Alright, although it will be hard to tell if they speak lie or truth, I shall go. *He walks into the salon casually*
Paulo: *to Rebecca* Okay, hon, just stay right there and let those curls set. *bootyshaking*
Rebecca: *the eyes... oh how they burn*
Rebecca: *raises her eyebrows at the Wrath* Hey, Carrie... I think one of the munchkins escaped from the daycare.
Carrie: *looks up from the magazine and sees A!Wrath* ...Looks like it. He... It, needs a haircut, too.
Paulo: *halfway through wielding a pair of scissors at Carrie's hair, blinking ar Wrath* Oh, honey, please say you're my four o'clock. Your hair is just- just- *shudders*
R!Noah: *watches the going ons in the hair salon, face plastered to the window*
IC!Gluttony: *concerned about A!Wrath, peeks in the door*
A!Wrath: *daycare, that's suspicious... He smiles* No good sir I am neither a munchkin nor have I escaped from a daycare. I also like my hair at it's present length, thank you.
A!Wrath: But I have some questions for you. What is it that you would say goes on at your business? *leaning forward a bit, trying to be a detective but failing*
Rebecca: ...Oh, this is going to be good. *points to the window* Is that the fat man and the woman in towels from a few months back?
IC!Gluttony: *notices some familiar scents, crosses his eyes thinking, trying to place them*
Carrie: *shakes her head* I hate kids. *blinks, gaze follows her finger* ...I think it is.
R!Noah: *has pretty much completely forgotten the daycare incident, aside from it being a failure*
Paulo: *kind of gawking at A!Wrath* ...Um, what now? *diva pose*
Rebecca: *drops her voice* ...You think we'll be rid of Paulo too?
Carrie: *smiles at this realization, whispers* I sure hope so.
Rebecca: *sneaks a nailfile under her smock thing* Maybe we can lead them back to the daycare...
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, remembering* ...Noah! Those two lady peoples is at other Catholic Church place! And... that man people smell kinda like man people me eated there too!
A!Wrath: *smiles, still suspicious* Ah how rude of me, I am Adventure Wrath, I am a vigilant fighter for Justice, pleased to meet you. But right now what I desire to know is your opinion...of the Catholic Church.
Carrie: If we do that, how else are we going to get paid? We don't need a new batch of brats.
R!Noah: Wait, which man people, darling? *peers* That one that was trying to dance?
IC!Gluttony: Uhhh... yes? *assumes that was dancing... doesn't know much about dancing*
Rebecca: ...And there they go with that Catholic Church bullshit again. *rolls her eyes* But still, we could carry out our dream, remember? Become broadway stars?
R!Noah: *didn't think it was dancing so much as the flailing of a dying chicken; in any case, remembers Josue* ...You can eat that one, darling.
Carrie: ...Now that you mention it, those kids did look rather plump and tastey last time we were there. *giggles* Broadway, here we come~!
Paulo: *diva head* Oh no you di'nt. You all better have appointments, I don't take no walk-ins, sister.
Rebecca: Why wouldn't they be? Those poptarts are filled with so many fatty... things. Ew. *sticks her tongue out, nearly getting a moutful of clipped hair*
IC!Gluttony: *looks at Paulo* Me can eat him? Really?
R!Noah: Of course you can, darling!
IC!Gluttony: *grins, entering the salon* Hey you! *points at Paulo, drooling* Me can eat you!
A!Wrath: *shakes his head* no, I do not desire an appointment, I just wish to ask you a few questions. Namely, are you associated with the Caltholic Church?
Paulo: Wait, what? Oh, I don't turn no tricks, baby. And especially not for people like- like- ....ew?!
Carrie: I don't know how they can eat those everyday! *overly dramatic sigh* What's the world coming to?
IC!Gluttony: *stalks towards Paulo, reaching for his wrist*
Rebecca: Fat children, that's what the world is coming too. *gestures to Gluttony* I don't know what I saw in him before. Ever since I got with *dreamy sigh* Craig...
Paulo: *screeches like a girl* EEEEW! Get away!
A!Wrath: *turns head to the side* Uhh, I do not quite understand. Please sir, or you two ma'ams, is this salon connected to the Calthoic Church?
R!Noah: ... *didn't expect things to happen so fast; oh well! prances on inside after Gluttony* WE ARE HERE TO STOP YOU, CATHOLIC CHURCH!
Paulo: *totally not hearing Wrath*
Carrie: *nods approvingly, ignoring Paulo's trouble* Craif is a real man. But he's not even close to my Greg!
A!Wrath: *shouting now, trying not to jump to violence* ARE YOU PART OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!?
Carrie: *glares at A!Wrath* Children should be seen, not heard!
IC!Gluttony: ANSWER ADVENTURE WRATH QUESTION STUPID MAN! THEN I EAT YOU! *makes another grab at him*
Paulo: *has a pair of giant haircutting shears in one hand, a blowdryer in the other, trying to leap away* AIYIIII! Get your dirty paws off me! I don't know jack shit about the Catholic Church!
Rebecca: ... *totally ignoring all of the other Catholic Church stuff* YOU'RE DATING GREG?!?!
R!Noah: YOU'RE HORRIBLE AND YOU CAN'T DANCE, RAPSCALLION!
A!Wrath: *indignant* I am not a child. Tell me truthfully, are any of you part of the Catholic Church!?
Carrie: *totally doesn't remember that she used to date him* ...Yes?
Paulo: *to Noah* Oh, honey, don't EVEN go there! *starts boogying down with his salon utensils, glaring at Gluttony*
A!Wrath: *Draws sword* You are!!? On guard!!
Rebecca: ...You're a horrible friend!
R!Noah: ............ *oh, it's on; breaks into aa angry dance and flaps her arms like a pissed off bird*
Carrie: What?! When did I become that?
Rebecca: Since you started dating my Greg! I HOPE THE FAT MAN EATS YOU!
IC!Gluttony: Adventure Wrath! This man person smell like man at other Catholic Church place! And those lady peoples was there too! COME BACK HERE MAN PERSON I EAT YOU!
A!Wrath: You admitted it! draw your weapon now! *squaring off against Carrie*
Carrie: ...OH. If you're going to be rude about it, I hope Craig gives you the clap!
Carrie: *looks from Rebecca to A!Wrath* ...I knew I shouldn't have gotten my hair done today.
Paulo: *flails madly with his utensils, doing an oddly well-coordinated dance to Disco Inferno, which is being piped in on the stereo system*
Rebecca: I'll have you know Greg already gave me that! ...Oops.
Rebecca: AND YOU! *points a finger at Wrath* Don't point that at my friend! Bitch is mine!
A!Wrath: *to Carrie* Face me! I shall not have you ignore my blade. You just admitted being part of the Catholic Church and I shall destroy you like a wood house before the mudslide of Justice!
R!Noah: *starts doing the robot in retaliation*
Paulo: *chacha hip-thrusts*
Carrie: *blinks, stunned at her confession* ...That explains so much, Becca. It really does. *shakes her head and stares at A!Wrath* Catholic Church? Why do you people keep asking about that?!
R!Noah: *it's electric! sliiiiides*
Paulo: *ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, BITCH*
R!Noah: *WHATEVER HAPPEND TO COTTON EYED JOE, WHORE?*
IC!Gluttony: ..... *gives up on trying to eat him for now, sits down to watch the dance-off in some confusion*
Rebecca: ...We're not with the goddamned Catholic Church! If you want someone that is, go for that little dancing freak in the towels or the fruity one! And shut up Carrie.
Carrie: I'll shut up as soon as you stop being a whore.
Rebecca: I'm not getting paid so that would make me a slut, stupid.
A!Wrath: *shield strapped on, ready to attack at any moment* We know of the evil way of the Catholic Church and I'll not have you deny your earlier admittance that you were part of the Catholic Church. I distinctly heard you say "I am."
Paulo: *YOUR MAMA HAPPENED, SISTAH! ...does some interesting little flamboyances with his hairbrush*
Carrie: Only stupid bitches get into the details.
Rebecca: *takes the nailfile from under her smock and points it Wrath, still looking at Carrie* Shut it brat before you get a time out. How could you, Carrie?! You knew I still liked him! ...Sort of.
R!Noah: *OH DON'T BE TALKIN' 'BOUT MAH MAMA; salsas and flamincos!*
Carrie: *glares at A!Wrath* Oh, shut up you annoying brat! I'm trying to have an argument here! *snorts at Rebecca* You kept saying how he never satisfied you! How was I supposed to know not to date him?!
Paulo: *you mean FLAMENCO? LIKE THIS?!*
R!Noah: ... *fuck this; TACKLES*
IC!Gluttony: *watches all the chaos, one finger in his mouth*
Paulo: *Xena yells and starts biting and bitchslapping*
A!Wrath: *Anger building* I shall never back down against Injustice, I shall never be ignored when there is work to me done. Take this! *He thrusts his sword at Carrie*
Rebecca: Because you don't date the guys I break up with!
Rebecca: ....Ooooh, little bitch did not just do that. *wheels on Wrath with the nailfile* I TOLD YOU SHE WAS MINE.
R!Noah: *starts hair pulling and hissing and screaming*
Paulo: *still tangled up in his catfight, manages to shriek over at Rebecca* Oh, you GO, girl!
Carrie: WHAT THE HELL! *falls backwards when she avoids the sword, grabbing some hairspray on the way down*
Rebecca: SHUT IT, FRUITCAKE.
IC!Gluttony: *blinkblink*
Paulo: *indignant shriek, puts doubled effort into the R!Noah smackdown*
R!Noah: *was not expecting that; gets a scratch on her face and gasps* THE TAINT! GLUTTONY, THE TAINT IS IN MY BLOOD!
R!Noah: ...AGAIN!
Paulo: I'LL GIVE YOU TAINT, BITCH! *goes for the jugular with a bite*
IC!Gluttony: *stands abruptly, eyes wide* ...NO!!
A!Wrath: *Blocks the nail file with the shield, does a cross swing towards her midsection* Justice does not wait for petty quarrels!
R!Noah: *screeches and aims a bitchslap for his face*
IC!Gluttony: *snarls, reaching to grab Paulo's throat*
Rebecca: *gets her shirt slashed and falls back to the salon desk* ...Carrie! He just ruined the top you gave me for my birthday!
Paulo: *gets caught by Gluttony, screeching bloody murder and kicking* HELP! HELP! ATTEMPT TO DAMAGE MY FABULOUSNESS! HEELLLLLLP!
R!Noah: EAT HIM! *rubs her cheek, starting to feel woozy* Before the taint spreads...
Carrie: *gets up and aims the hairspray at A!Wrath's eyes while he's distracted with Rebecca* NO ONE DESTROYS A GOOD TOP ON MY WATCH!
IC!Gluttony: *hauls him away from Noah, growling* NO TAINT FRIEND NOAH!!
R!Noah: I feel it spreading through my blood... again...
Paulo: *still flailing like a lunatic and screaming incoherently, trying to bash him over the head with the hairdryer*
R!Noah: The world is getting dark, darling... there's no light this time... Mother and father where are you?
IC!Gluttony: *chomps into Paulo's shoulder*
A!Wrath: *Goes for a finishing move on Rebecca but gets hit full on in the eyes with hairspray, he drops the sword and goes to his knees* Ah! Fiend! I hath been hit with some kind of magic stinging spray!
Paulo: *howls* EEW EEW EEW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOOFFFF!!! *more and more high-pitched, final "off" at about dogwhistle pitch*
Rebecca: *reaches for Carrie's arm* QUICK! TO MY MOPED! ...We still have time for shopping and lunch!
IC!Gluttony: *eats his arm*
Carrie: *drops the hairspray* I'll get you a new top! One that's even better than the one the brat destroyed!
Paulo: *ARTERIAL SPRAY, BITCHES*
A!Wrath: *Trying to wipe the spray off.* Dear Gluttony, stop them, I fear they are escaping!
Rebecca: I'm sorry I ever said those mean things about you! You're the best friend ever! *jumps over fallen things and dashes for the door*
R!Noah: The taint is... gone. *blinks, not feeling woozy anymore* Killing him did it! *smiles brightly*
Carrie: I'm sorry, too! I'll never let an unsatisfactory man get in the way again! *follows her, not liking the blood on her clothes*
IC!Gluttony: *chewing through Paulo's torso, eyes beginning to glaze over, jerking his head when he hears A!Wrath shout* Nnh?! ...Noah! They is getting away! *reluctant to leave his meal*
A!Wrath: *Finally gets to spray out of his eyes satisfactorily. He grabs his sword and stands, eye puffy.* Do not run from thy fate! I have yet to use my cool secret weapon...
R!Noah: I'll stop them, darlings! *runs after Rebecca and Carrie*
Rebecca: *hops onto her moped and waits for Carrie to do the same* Ohshitohshitohshitohshit....
Carrie: *jumps on after her* Crap, towel woman!
Rebecca: *FLOORS IT*
A!Wrath: *Puts away sword and pulls out the sparkly stick. Dashes through the door*
R!Noah: *gathers herself for a good jump and latches onto the back of the moped's seat, getting dragged along for the ride* HELP, DARLINGS! HELP!
IC!Gluttony: *devours Paulo's head and begins working hastily down his torso, dragging his corpse towards the door* ...Noah!
Carrie: EEEEE! *kicks at Noah's face*
R!Noah: *gets kicked in the face and goes tumbling to the asphalt with a screech*
Paulo: *gets blood everywhere out of spite*
Rebecca: *rounds a corner, nearly taking out a couple of pedestrians*
IC!Gluttony: NOAH! *drops Paulo, who is mostly just legs at this point, rushing over to Noah* IS YOU OKAY?!
A!Wrath: *Looks around for another vehicle but can't find a suitable one* Drat! They have gotten away.
A!Wrath: I should have trusted you, they were indeed from the Catholic Church. My disbelief blinded me to the truth and I'm sorry. I shall not make sure a mistake again.
R!Noah: MY FACE IS BROKEN! *eyes her nose, which is gushing blood*
A!Wrath: *Runs over to Noah* Oh Noah, be-ist thou alright?
IC!Gluttony: *shakes his head* Not your fault, Adventure Wrath. They is very tricksy! *crouches next to Noah, whining* Broken? We has to fix it!
R!Noah: My face... it's... broken. *looks between Wrath and Gluttony*
A!Wrath: *holds her by the shoulders, caringly* We will fix you Noah, we shall find a way to remove the damage the Catholic Church hath done.
R!Noah: My nose...? What has the Catholic Church done to my nose?!
IC!Gluttony: *whines* What does us do?! How does humans get fixed?
IC!Gluttony: *trying not to be interested in the smell of blood*
A!Wrath: *turns to Gluttony* I'm not sure Gluttony, perhaps surgery? perhaps some sort of magic? perhaps only time...
R!Noah: What if the taint enters my face?!
IC!Gluttony: *eyes widen* No no no, bad!
A!Wrath: *strokes her shoulder* Don't worry Noah, we'll find someone to take care of you, we'll make sure your face doth not get infected with the taint.
R!Noah: I feel it creeping in, darlings!
IC!Gluttony: No, Noah! Me... me take you back to house now? That is good?
A!Wrath: *Eyes start to water* No, Noah, fight it, fight it Noah! I'll... I'll seek help right now! Do you know who can help?
R!Noah: Back to the house... yes... the house...
IC!Gluttony: Okay! *gives the remains of Paulo's torso a long look, then scoops up Noah, resolving to come back for it later* Come on, Adventure Wrath, us take Noah back to house now!
A!Wrath: *worried* Is there anyone I should fetch? I'll help in whatever way possible.
R!Noah: Just... keep going on, darlings... Even if I die... remember me fondly...
IC!Gluttony: *to A!Wrath* Me not know.... *eyes widen* No! Noah no die, no! *hurries towards the château*
A!Wrath: *Wrath follows quickly*
When: 04/01/07
Rating: PG-13
Category: Misc Happenings
Summary: Raid on the Catholic Church v2.0 COMMENCE.
R!Noah: *surveys the hair salon, eyebrows raised* You're sure this is the place, darling?
A!Wrath: This doth not much look to part of an evil hideout, I would not wish to make a mistake in sure a matter. *raised eyebrow*
IC!Gluttony: *puts a finger in his mouth* Smell like fruit and have big things for putting over your head. Is hair salon, yes?
R!Noah: Yes. Hm. I always thought it would look more... sinister. *smiles brightly* Oh well! Now remember, don't let those big things get put over your heads. They'll suck your brain out.
Paulo: *humming and dancing around to some Men At Work song, cleaning up his work station and using a cylander brush as a microphone*
IC!Gluttony: *whines, putting his hands over his head*
A!Wrath: *turns to Noah* Are you certain this is the place? I would like to make sure it is indeed connected to the Catholic Church before attacking. Perhaps some reconnaissance is in order?
Rebecca: *trying so hard to ignore Paulo and concentrate on her free coupon as her hair gets trimmed*
Carrie: *flipping through a magazine as her hair is getting cut, successfully tuning the noise out*
R!Noah: Well I suppose, darling... You could always go in and find out?
A!Wrath: Alright, although it will be hard to tell if they speak lie or truth, I shall go. *He walks into the salon casually*
Paulo: *to Rebecca* Okay, hon, just stay right there and let those curls set. *bootyshaking*
Rebecca: *the eyes... oh how they burn*
Rebecca: *raises her eyebrows at the Wrath* Hey, Carrie... I think one of the munchkins escaped from the daycare.
Carrie: *looks up from the magazine and sees A!Wrath* ...Looks like it. He... It, needs a haircut, too.
Paulo: *halfway through wielding a pair of scissors at Carrie's hair, blinking ar Wrath* Oh, honey, please say you're my four o'clock. Your hair is just- just- *shudders*
R!Noah: *watches the going ons in the hair salon, face plastered to the window*
IC!Gluttony: *concerned about A!Wrath, peeks in the door*
A!Wrath: *daycare, that's suspicious... He smiles* No good sir I am neither a munchkin nor have I escaped from a daycare. I also like my hair at it's present length, thank you.
A!Wrath: But I have some questions for you. What is it that you would say goes on at your business? *leaning forward a bit, trying to be a detective but failing*
Rebecca: ...Oh, this is going to be good. *points to the window* Is that the fat man and the woman in towels from a few months back?
IC!Gluttony: *notices some familiar scents, crosses his eyes thinking, trying to place them*
Carrie: *shakes her head* I hate kids. *blinks, gaze follows her finger* ...I think it is.
R!Noah: *has pretty much completely forgotten the daycare incident, aside from it being a failure*
Paulo: *kind of gawking at A!Wrath* ...Um, what now? *diva pose*
Rebecca: *drops her voice* ...You think we'll be rid of Paulo too?
Carrie: *smiles at this realization, whispers* I sure hope so.
Rebecca: *sneaks a nailfile under her smock thing* Maybe we can lead them back to the daycare...
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, remembering* ...Noah! Those two lady peoples is at other Catholic Church place! And... that man people smell kinda like man people me eated there too!
A!Wrath: *smiles, still suspicious* Ah how rude of me, I am Adventure Wrath, I am a vigilant fighter for Justice, pleased to meet you. But right now what I desire to know is your opinion...of the Catholic Church.
Carrie: If we do that, how else are we going to get paid? We don't need a new batch of brats.
R!Noah: Wait, which man people, darling? *peers* That one that was trying to dance?
IC!Gluttony: Uhhh... yes? *assumes that was dancing... doesn't know much about dancing*
Rebecca: ...And there they go with that Catholic Church bullshit again. *rolls her eyes* But still, we could carry out our dream, remember? Become broadway stars?
R!Noah: *didn't think it was dancing so much as the flailing of a dying chicken; in any case, remembers Josue* ...You can eat that one, darling.
Carrie: ...Now that you mention it, those kids did look rather plump and tastey last time we were there. *giggles* Broadway, here we come~!
Paulo: *diva head* Oh no you di'nt. You all better have appointments, I don't take no walk-ins, sister.
Rebecca: Why wouldn't they be? Those poptarts are filled with so many fatty... things. Ew. *sticks her tongue out, nearly getting a moutful of clipped hair*
IC!Gluttony: *looks at Paulo* Me can eat him? Really?
R!Noah: Of course you can, darling!
IC!Gluttony: *grins, entering the salon* Hey you! *points at Paulo, drooling* Me can eat you!
A!Wrath: *shakes his head* no, I do not desire an appointment, I just wish to ask you a few questions. Namely, are you associated with the Caltholic Church?
Paulo: Wait, what? Oh, I don't turn no tricks, baby. And especially not for people like- like- ....ew?!
Carrie: I don't know how they can eat those everyday! *overly dramatic sigh* What's the world coming to?
IC!Gluttony: *stalks towards Paulo, reaching for his wrist*
Rebecca: Fat children, that's what the world is coming too. *gestures to Gluttony* I don't know what I saw in him before. Ever since I got with *dreamy sigh* Craig...
Paulo: *screeches like a girl* EEEEW! Get away!
A!Wrath: *turns head to the side* Uhh, I do not quite understand. Please sir, or you two ma'ams, is this salon connected to the Calthoic Church?
R!Noah: ... *didn't expect things to happen so fast; oh well! prances on inside after Gluttony* WE ARE HERE TO STOP YOU, CATHOLIC CHURCH!
Paulo: *totally not hearing Wrath*
Carrie: *nods approvingly, ignoring Paulo's trouble* Craif is a real man. But he's not even close to my Greg!
A!Wrath: *shouting now, trying not to jump to violence* ARE YOU PART OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!?
Carrie: *glares at A!Wrath* Children should be seen, not heard!
IC!Gluttony: ANSWER ADVENTURE WRATH QUESTION STUPID MAN! THEN I EAT YOU! *makes another grab at him*
Paulo: *has a pair of giant haircutting shears in one hand, a blowdryer in the other, trying to leap away* AIYIIII! Get your dirty paws off me! I don't know jack shit about the Catholic Church!
Rebecca: ... *totally ignoring all of the other Catholic Church stuff* YOU'RE DATING GREG?!?!
R!Noah: YOU'RE HORRIBLE AND YOU CAN'T DANCE, RAPSCALLION!
A!Wrath: *indignant* I am not a child. Tell me truthfully, are any of you part of the Catholic Church!?
Carrie: *totally doesn't remember that she used to date him* ...Yes?
Paulo: *to Noah* Oh, honey, don't EVEN go there! *starts boogying down with his salon utensils, glaring at Gluttony*
A!Wrath: *Draws sword* You are!!? On guard!!
Rebecca: ...You're a horrible friend!
R!Noah: ............ *oh, it's on; breaks into aa angry dance and flaps her arms like a pissed off bird*
Carrie: What?! When did I become that?
Rebecca: Since you started dating my Greg! I HOPE THE FAT MAN EATS YOU!
IC!Gluttony: Adventure Wrath! This man person smell like man at other Catholic Church place! And those lady peoples was there too! COME BACK HERE MAN PERSON I EAT YOU!
A!Wrath: You admitted it! draw your weapon now! *squaring off against Carrie*
Carrie: ...OH. If you're going to be rude about it, I hope Craig gives you the clap!
Carrie: *looks from Rebecca to A!Wrath* ...I knew I shouldn't have gotten my hair done today.
Paulo: *flails madly with his utensils, doing an oddly well-coordinated dance to Disco Inferno, which is being piped in on the stereo system*
Rebecca: I'll have you know Greg already gave me that! ...Oops.
Rebecca: AND YOU! *points a finger at Wrath* Don't point that at my friend! Bitch is mine!
A!Wrath: *to Carrie* Face me! I shall not have you ignore my blade. You just admitted being part of the Catholic Church and I shall destroy you like a wood house before the mudslide of Justice!
R!Noah: *starts doing the robot in retaliation*
Paulo: *chacha hip-thrusts*
Carrie: *blinks, stunned at her confession* ...That explains so much, Becca. It really does. *shakes her head and stares at A!Wrath* Catholic Church? Why do you people keep asking about that?!
R!Noah: *it's electric! sliiiiides*
Paulo: *ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, BITCH*
R!Noah: *WHATEVER HAPPEND TO COTTON EYED JOE, WHORE?*
IC!Gluttony: ..... *gives up on trying to eat him for now, sits down to watch the dance-off in some confusion*
Rebecca: ...We're not with the goddamned Catholic Church! If you want someone that is, go for that little dancing freak in the towels or the fruity one! And shut up Carrie.
Carrie: I'll shut up as soon as you stop being a whore.
Rebecca: I'm not getting paid so that would make me a slut, stupid.
A!Wrath: *shield strapped on, ready to attack at any moment* We know of the evil way of the Catholic Church and I'll not have you deny your earlier admittance that you were part of the Catholic Church. I distinctly heard you say "I am."
Paulo: *YOUR MAMA HAPPENED, SISTAH! ...does some interesting little flamboyances with his hairbrush*
Carrie: Only stupid bitches get into the details.
Rebecca: *takes the nailfile from under her smock and points it Wrath, still looking at Carrie* Shut it brat before you get a time out. How could you, Carrie?! You knew I still liked him! ...Sort of.
R!Noah: *OH DON'T BE TALKIN' 'BOUT MAH MAMA; salsas and flamincos!*
Carrie: *glares at A!Wrath* Oh, shut up you annoying brat! I'm trying to have an argument here! *snorts at Rebecca* You kept saying how he never satisfied you! How was I supposed to know not to date him?!
Paulo: *you mean FLAMENCO? LIKE THIS?!*
R!Noah: ... *fuck this; TACKLES*
IC!Gluttony: *watches all the chaos, one finger in his mouth*
Paulo: *Xena yells and starts biting and bitchslapping*
A!Wrath: *Anger building* I shall never back down against Injustice, I shall never be ignored when there is work to me done. Take this! *He thrusts his sword at Carrie*
Rebecca: Because you don't date the guys I break up with!
Rebecca: ....Ooooh, little bitch did not just do that. *wheels on Wrath with the nailfile* I TOLD YOU SHE WAS MINE.
R!Noah: *starts hair pulling and hissing and screaming*
Paulo: *still tangled up in his catfight, manages to shriek over at Rebecca* Oh, you GO, girl!
Carrie: WHAT THE HELL! *falls backwards when she avoids the sword, grabbing some hairspray on the way down*
Rebecca: SHUT IT, FRUITCAKE.
IC!Gluttony: *blinkblink*
Paulo: *indignant shriek, puts doubled effort into the R!Noah smackdown*
R!Noah: *was not expecting that; gets a scratch on her face and gasps* THE TAINT! GLUTTONY, THE TAINT IS IN MY BLOOD!
R!Noah: ...AGAIN!
Paulo: I'LL GIVE YOU TAINT, BITCH! *goes for the jugular with a bite*
IC!Gluttony: *stands abruptly, eyes wide* ...NO!!
A!Wrath: *Blocks the nail file with the shield, does a cross swing towards her midsection* Justice does not wait for petty quarrels!
R!Noah: *screeches and aims a bitchslap for his face*
IC!Gluttony: *snarls, reaching to grab Paulo's throat*
Rebecca: *gets her shirt slashed and falls back to the salon desk* ...Carrie! He just ruined the top you gave me for my birthday!
Paulo: *gets caught by Gluttony, screeching bloody murder and kicking* HELP! HELP! ATTEMPT TO DAMAGE MY FABULOUSNESS! HEELLLLLLP!
R!Noah: EAT HIM! *rubs her cheek, starting to feel woozy* Before the taint spreads...
Carrie: *gets up and aims the hairspray at A!Wrath's eyes while he's distracted with Rebecca* NO ONE DESTROYS A GOOD TOP ON MY WATCH!
IC!Gluttony: *hauls him away from Noah, growling* NO TAINT FRIEND NOAH!!
R!Noah: I feel it spreading through my blood... again...
Paulo: *still flailing like a lunatic and screaming incoherently, trying to bash him over the head with the hairdryer*
R!Noah: The world is getting dark, darling... there's no light this time... Mother and father where are you?
IC!Gluttony: *chomps into Paulo's shoulder*
A!Wrath: *Goes for a finishing move on Rebecca but gets hit full on in the eyes with hairspray, he drops the sword and goes to his knees* Ah! Fiend! I hath been hit with some kind of magic stinging spray!
Paulo: *howls* EEW EEW EEW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOOFFFF!!! *more and more high-pitched, final "off" at about dogwhistle pitch*
Rebecca: *reaches for Carrie's arm* QUICK! TO MY MOPED! ...We still have time for shopping and lunch!
IC!Gluttony: *eats his arm*
Carrie: *drops the hairspray* I'll get you a new top! One that's even better than the one the brat destroyed!
Paulo: *ARTERIAL SPRAY, BITCHES*
A!Wrath: *Trying to wipe the spray off.* Dear Gluttony, stop them, I fear they are escaping!
Rebecca: I'm sorry I ever said those mean things about you! You're the best friend ever! *jumps over fallen things and dashes for the door*
R!Noah: The taint is... gone. *blinks, not feeling woozy anymore* Killing him did it! *smiles brightly*
Carrie: I'm sorry, too! I'll never let an unsatisfactory man get in the way again! *follows her, not liking the blood on her clothes*
IC!Gluttony: *chewing through Paulo's torso, eyes beginning to glaze over, jerking his head when he hears A!Wrath shout* Nnh?! ...Noah! They is getting away! *reluctant to leave his meal*
A!Wrath: *Finally gets to spray out of his eyes satisfactorily. He grabs his sword and stands, eye puffy.* Do not run from thy fate! I have yet to use my cool secret weapon...
R!Noah: I'll stop them, darlings! *runs after Rebecca and Carrie*
Rebecca: *hops onto her moped and waits for Carrie to do the same* Ohshitohshitohshitohshit....
Carrie: *jumps on after her* Crap, towel woman!
Rebecca: *FLOORS IT*
A!Wrath: *Puts away sword and pulls out the sparkly stick. Dashes through the door*
R!Noah: *gathers herself for a good jump and latches onto the back of the moped's seat, getting dragged along for the ride* HELP, DARLINGS! HELP!
IC!Gluttony: *devours Paulo's head and begins working hastily down his torso, dragging his corpse towards the door* ...Noah!
Carrie: EEEEE! *kicks at Noah's face*
R!Noah: *gets kicked in the face and goes tumbling to the asphalt with a screech*
Paulo: *gets blood everywhere out of spite*
Rebecca: *rounds a corner, nearly taking out a couple of pedestrians*
IC!Gluttony: NOAH! *drops Paulo, who is mostly just legs at this point, rushing over to Noah* IS YOU OKAY?!
A!Wrath: *Looks around for another vehicle but can't find a suitable one* Drat! They have gotten away.
A!Wrath: I should have trusted you, they were indeed from the Catholic Church. My disbelief blinded me to the truth and I'm sorry. I shall not make sure a mistake again.
R!Noah: MY FACE IS BROKEN! *eyes her nose, which is gushing blood*
A!Wrath: *Runs over to Noah* Oh Noah, be-ist thou alright?
IC!Gluttony: *shakes his head* Not your fault, Adventure Wrath. They is very tricksy! *crouches next to Noah, whining* Broken? We has to fix it!
R!Noah: My face... it's... broken. *looks between Wrath and Gluttony*
A!Wrath: *holds her by the shoulders, caringly* We will fix you Noah, we shall find a way to remove the damage the Catholic Church hath done.
R!Noah: My nose...? What has the Catholic Church done to my nose?!
IC!Gluttony: *whines* What does us do?! How does humans get fixed?
IC!Gluttony: *trying not to be interested in the smell of blood*
A!Wrath: *turns to Gluttony* I'm not sure Gluttony, perhaps surgery? perhaps some sort of magic? perhaps only time...
R!Noah: What if the taint enters my face?!
IC!Gluttony: *eyes widen* No no no, bad!
A!Wrath: *strokes her shoulder* Don't worry Noah, we'll find someone to take care of you, we'll make sure your face doth not get infected with the taint.
R!Noah: I feel it creeping in, darlings!
IC!Gluttony: No, Noah! Me... me take you back to house now? That is good?
A!Wrath: *Eyes start to water* No, Noah, fight it, fight it Noah! I'll... I'll seek help right now! Do you know who can help?
R!Noah: Back to the house... yes... the house...
IC!Gluttony: Okay! *gives the remains of Paulo's torso a long look, then scoops up Noah, resolving to come back for it later* Come on, Adventure Wrath, us take Noah back to house now!
A!Wrath: *worried* Is there anyone I should fetch? I'll help in whatever way possible.
R!Noah: Just... keep going on, darlings... Even if I die... remember me fondly...
IC!Gluttony: *to A!Wrath* Me not know.... *eyes widen* No! Noah no die, no! *hurries towards the château*
A!Wrath: *Wrath follows quickly*