04/10/07 // Coordinator!Envy and Transmutey!Ed
Who: Coordinator!Envy and Transmutey!Ed
When: 04/10/07
Rating: PG-13
Category: Fluffy Romance
Summary: T!Ed makes Ren dinner and dresses up fancy.
C!Envy: *fiddling with his keys at the door, loaded down with the usual paperwork, finally managing to get the door open and shuffling in, closing the door behind him and meandering up the stairs*
T!Ed: *is just pulling the rolls out of the oven and hurrying to get things onto their respective plates and in bowls, stopping a moment to fidget with the ribbon laces on his vest and adjust the ribbon choker he's wearing, trying to make sure he looks nice still despite the running around in the kitchen*
C!Envy: *almost entirely having forgotten about actual plans, flipping through a stack of mail on top of the paperwork stack so is still looking down when he wanders into the kitchen* Edward, I- *looks up* Hello. *giant grin*
T!Ed: *does his best to lean against his crutch in as sexy a way as possible, smiling wickedly* You're back early~
C!Envy: *looks him appreciatively up and down* Yes, I had a client cancel... Goodness, you did all of this?
T!Ed: Mm-hm~ I told you I was going to plan a nice surprise. *grins, blushing faintly* Wait until you see the dining room.
C!Envy: *chuckles, setting his things down on some free space of the kitchen table and going over to kiss him* You mean we actually get to use the dining room? *grins* You are amazing.
T!Ed: *kisses back* ...What, were we supposed to use the couch or something? *laughs* You don't mind helping me carry a few things in there, do you? I'm still trying to work out the balance with my crutch.
C!Envy: Well, no. But usually we just end up in here at the kitchen table, if we even do eat together. ...That should change, shouldn't it? *smiles, holding him tightly a moment* Of course I do not mind, what should I carry?
T!Ed: Could you get the salad and rolls? I can get the other things, and dessert is still cooling~ *smiles back, pleased with himself, and kisses Ren's cheek* ...I kind of miss sitting in an actual dining room to eat.
C!Envy: Of course. *lets him go and retrieves the salad and rolls, heading for the dining room, eyes widening when he sees it* Goodness, Edward! This is beautiful!
T!Ed: *follows after him, blushing and ducking his head* You really like it?
C!Envy: *sets the food down, turning to take what he's carrying from him* Of course! It is the first time anyone has done something like this for me. You are just... so incredibly sweet. *laughs quietly, smiling at him a little shyly*
T!Ed: *blushes more* Well I try, like I said... *idly arranges things on the table for a moment before taking a seat, setting his crutch carefully against the wall* I know you don't really need to eat, but I hope you like it. It's the first time I've tried to make herbed pork and apples, and rice and mango salad. *grins faintly* They seemed like they would be good, anyway.
C!Envy: *grins, sitting down across from him* Not needing to does not mean I do not want to, especially when you cook for me. Let alone something this... extravagant. It looks very... Spring-y. *laughs* ...And I feel slightly under dressed.
T!Ed: Does it really? *grins, chuckling, and taps his foot against one of Ren's lightly* ...I still think you look fine. I feel kind of over dressed.
C!Envy: It does. *nudges his foot back with a smile* Oh, no. You look... perfect. *staring and could seriously continue to do so all night*
T!Ed: *fidgets under the staring, blushing hard and trying not to giggle in an honest-to-goodness girly manner* ...Thank you.
C!Envy: *snickers at his reaction* Come on, sweetheart. Let's eat before you blush yourself on fire.
T!Ed: I am not going to blush myself on fire! *only ends up blushing more, which is surprsing that's possible at this point, and spears a bit of mango from the salad on his fork*
C!Envy: *takes a bite of his pork, still trying not to laugh before getting distracted by the food, chewing slowly before swallowing* Edward, this is amazing! ... Don't you cook more?~ *grins teasingly*
T!Ed: You're sure it doesn't taste bad? I thought I may have burnt it at some point... *frets, watching him* ...I could always cook more, if you want me too.
C!Envy: Hush! *laughing* It isn't burnt at all. It's really, really good. What is in the salad again? *smiles* Do you want to cook more?
T!Ed: I don't have to hush! *sticks his tongue out, laughing* And it's rice, mango, and some seasonings. *fidgets a little, thinking* I wouldn't mind cooking more.
C!Envy: Whatever you say, pretty. *eats some of the rice salad* Where on earth did you find a mango? Are they already in the markets this early? *eats more, happily* I like this. Us, eating together. I would not mind helping at all.
T!Ed: There weren't very many and I had to really look, but one of the markets had some. I wouldn't be surprised if they were exported from out of dimension, though, given the time of the year. *shrugs before smiling* I would love it if you helped. That chicken soup you made was delicious. *eats salad*
C!Envy: Goodness, are they doing inter-dimensional exports and imports now? I cannot even begin to fathom the impact that will have over the economy. *has a sip of water* You really liked that, hm? It was fun to make, if not a bit... messy. You should teach me some things. It would be fun.
T!Ed: I honestly wouldn't surprised at this point. I mean, I keep seeing weird things pop up in the stores every now and again, and it's got to be the dimensions. Nothing else brings anything as weird as it does. *munches on some of the pork* I wouldn't mind~ I'm sure we can find something nice and clean for you to make first. *smirks faintly*
C!Envy: I should look into that... I might have to deal with competition soon. *has some more pork* Awh, you are so good to me. *laughs*
T!Ed: You could alway start your own fruit company. *smirks* Well, baby steps, you know~
C!Envy: *almost inhales some roll* I did not mean fruit, silly. *chuckles* Weapons cartel. If people start importing and exporting food, what is next? So far I am the only one I know who can do such things, I sort of enjoyed the monopoly.
T!Ed: You know, if you ever wanted, I could always design some weapons for your company. I mean, you've seen the knives I've made and then there were those bullets out of that material I made for you over the summer. *shrugs* If those worked well enough, I could always make them again.
C!Envy: ...Why didn't I think of that before? *pours them both some wine from an open bottle on the table* Just give me a list of materials you would need, hm? Your weapons are beautiful, they might make certain employees slightly less cranky.
T!Ed: *laughs* Do they really? *takes his glass once it's filled, sipping* I can make them out of anything, honestly. I... don't think I can replicate that material ever again, though. *frowns, grumbling to himself* My memory is hazy on what it involves. I can't believe I didn't write it down afterwards.
C!Envy: No, no. Don't make that material. You nearly passed out just trying to make it, I was so worried. *smiles a little, sipping his own wine* That was before we were together, goodness, it seems like ages ago.
T!Ed: Well I could probably make the material just fine now. I mean, I can heal faster so the recovery from it won't be too bad. *shrugs, having another sip of wine before starting in on his salad again*
C!Envy: Well, yes, I suppose that is true. But I guess I just worry. Besides, just using your designs with normal materials will be useful.
T!Ed: I can look up what would be good, then, unless you had any materials that you'd prefer I use?
C!Envy: Steel is best, I don't know... perhaps do some experimentation with making the weapons lighter and easier to handle? *finishes his wine, having another bite of bread*
T!Ed: Hmm... I suppose I could. This'll take some research~ *grins to himself* New project.
C!Envy: *laughs, having some more salad before pouring them both some more wine* That make you happy? *grins back*
T!Ed: Oh, of course. *laughs* Anything to do, you know? Although... I did apply for a job at one of the local business... *trying really hard not to crack up*
C!Envy: You did? When? Er, where, as well. *smiles before taking a bite of pork*
T!Ed: ...Flower shop. *snickers*
C!Envy: *almost sputters his sip of wine* ...Flower shop?
T!Ed: ...Yes.
C!Envy: ...Certainly working on diversifying your resume, hm?
T!Ed: Well, I do have a lot down. Let's see... *pretends to think* There's being a whore... the military, the bakery... hmm... You. And then the university. *serenely finishes his salad*
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes* I have had the same position for six hundred years. *snerks faintly* ...I like how I am listed as a job. I know what you mean, but I just find it amusing.
T!Ed: How dull! *laughs* And you are a job. ...Handjob, blowjob... Whichever. *smirks over his wine glass at him*
C!Envy: *flushes faintly, paying close attention to the glass he's drinking out of and trying not to make any embarrassing noises*
T!Ed: *victory! sips nonchalantly at his wine and taps Ren's foot again from under the table* So... lovely weather today.
C!Envy: *jumps at the tap, failing miserably to turn it into a stretch* Eheh- ...Was it? Lovely? And... Weather?
T!Ed: Geez, Ren. Get your mind out of the gutter. *smirks, resuming eating, humming to himself*
C!Envy: *groans disparagingly, hiding a grin and tossing back the rest of his wine* You are really terrible.
T!Ed: I didn't do anything, thank you very much~ *smiles sweetly, moving to refill both their glasses*
C!Envy: *finishes his pork, still trying not to blush* Terrible~
T!Ed: Am not~ *drains his wine glass in one go, whoo*
C!Envy: ...And soon you will be drunk and terrible.
T!Ed: ...I will not get drunk. I'm a homunculus now. It took you what? Thirty-three bottles of vodka to get drunk? It's going to take a lot more than a couple of glasses of wine to do anything to me at this point~
C!Envy: You are not a bloody homunculus! *laughing now* You are part homunculus. You need food and sleep just like any other human, you are not entirely regenerative. You are still mostly human, love, and I give you a bottle and a half before you can't sit up on your own. *grins wickedly*
T!Ed: I'm close enough to a homunculus, thank you very much. *sticks his tongue out* ...Is that a challenge?
C!Envy: *quirks his eyebrows, grinning bigger* Oh, that is a challenge, pretty.
T!Ed: ...Then go get more wine~ *refills his glass, draining it again*
C!Envy: *makes a face, getting up and stalking haughtily from the room, returning a moment later with a second bottle of wine and handing it to Ed along with the opener* Here you are, my dearest. *picks up his fork and sets about finishing his dinner*
T!Ed: If I get a hangover, it's all your fault. Just saying. *takes the second bottle with a smile and sets about polishing off what remains of the first*
C!Envy: If you get a hangover, I will bring you breakfast in bed and set you in the bathroom so you do not soil the sheets.
T!Ed: You are so absolutely sweet, you know that~?
C!Envy: Aren't I? *finishes his dinner and takes another roll, picking at it happily and watching him*
T!Ed: *finishes off the rest of his dinner and is already halfway through the second bottle of wine, starting to find the world getting blurry*
C!Envy: ...You... might want to slow down, love?
T!Ed: Whhyy~ *giggles, done with the second bottle by this point*
C!Envy: ...Because you just drank an entire bottle of expensive wine and came up for air a total of... once.
T!Ed: *hiccups, giggling more* ...'M good~
C!Envy: ...Yes, you're drunk.
T!Ed: Am not~ *sticks his tongue out, starting to slide slooowly down his chair*
C!Envy: ...Sweetheart, you're knackered. *grins, getting up and dragging his chair around to sit beside him, watching amusedly*
T!Ed: Not. *flops over into Ren's lap, grinning blearily up at him*
C!Envy: *strokes his hair, laughing* You are quite adorable, though.
T!Ed: Cutest one ever~ *giggles, starting his descent towards the floor again*
C!Envy: *reaches to collect the ooze that is his husband* You can't sit up, can you?
T!Ed: Mmm... nooooo...
C!Envy: Ahah. So you are at my mercy.
T!Ed: ...What'cha goin' do?
C!Envy: ...Finish my roll. They are very good. *smiles sweetly*
T!Ed: ... *pouts up at him*
C!Envy: *pets his hair and eats his roll*
T!Ed: *snorts and curls up in his lap, feeling much too boneless to do much else*
C!Envy: *finishes the roll and looks down at him, poking his shoulder* You still alive down there?
T!Ed: 'M only part zombie, so yes~
C!Envy: ...Right. So, shall I haul you off to bed, then? I have some paperwork... *trails off with a smirk*
T!Ed: ...No paperwork. Bad husband. Bad. *latches onto his waist, pouting*
C!Envy: Interesting, you seem to revert back to... what is this, age six? *chuckles*
T!Ed: Close enough. *looks up at him hopefully* Bed~?
C!Envy: *reaches to scoop him up lightly* Hmmm, can I do paperwork in bed?~ *smirk smirk*
T!Ed: Only if they can get messy~ *throws arms floppily around his neck, snuggling*
C!Envy: What on earth do you expect to do in that state? Flop at me? *heads for the bedroom*
T!Ed: Nooo... Can do this~ *leans up to do the tongue against his earlobe, snickering*
C!Envy: *shivers with a grin* Hmmmm... Is that all? *sets him down on the bed and sits next to him*
T!Ed: I can do more~ *tries to lean into him but ends up flopping backwards onto the bed, staring up at the ceiling for a moment* ...Wow. When'd that get there?
C!Envy: *collapses back next to him* The... ceiling?
T!Ed: ...Yes. That thingy. *yawns before he can help himself*
C!Envy: ...You fall asleep and I'll lock you on the porch.
T!Ed: ...'M awake. *forces one eye open to look at him*
C!Envy: *sighs* ...Alright, alright. Go to sleep if you must. *stretches*
T!Ed: Do things after a nap~?
C!Envy: *kisses him hard, hands roaming a bit* ...Sure.
T!Ed: *kisses back with a moan, pressing close* That's not waiting.
C!Envy: *smiles prettily* Oops. I will be good. *makes to get up*
T!Ed: Nnh... Stay. *reaches a hand out floppily to try to drag him back*
C!Envy: *lets himself be dragged, lying back down facing him* Hmm?
T!Ed: Things~? *smiles sweetly, if not blearily*
C!Envy: I thought we were going to wait..?
T!Ed: *makes a small sound* ...'Kay.
C!Envy: Hey! *laughs* That wasn't a request.
T!Ed: Make up your mind! *laughs as well, snuggling closer and yawning again*
C!Envy: *kisses his cheek* I just don't want to pressure you.
T!Ed: Mmm... Sleep, then sex. Want to remember the sex part~
C!Envy: *kisses his neck a few times* Alright.
T!Ed: *shivers, eyes closing, and starts to doze*
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes and gets up to retrieve his papers, sitting back on the bed to do them*
When: 04/10/07
Rating: PG-13
Category: Fluffy Romance
Summary: T!Ed makes Ren dinner and dresses up fancy.
C!Envy: *fiddling with his keys at the door, loaded down with the usual paperwork, finally managing to get the door open and shuffling in, closing the door behind him and meandering up the stairs*
T!Ed: *is just pulling the rolls out of the oven and hurrying to get things onto their respective plates and in bowls, stopping a moment to fidget with the ribbon laces on his vest and adjust the ribbon choker he's wearing, trying to make sure he looks nice still despite the running around in the kitchen*
C!Envy: *almost entirely having forgotten about actual plans, flipping through a stack of mail on top of the paperwork stack so is still looking down when he wanders into the kitchen* Edward, I- *looks up* Hello. *giant grin*
T!Ed: *does his best to lean against his crutch in as sexy a way as possible, smiling wickedly* You're back early~
C!Envy: *looks him appreciatively up and down* Yes, I had a client cancel... Goodness, you did all of this?
T!Ed: Mm-hm~ I told you I was going to plan a nice surprise. *grins, blushing faintly* Wait until you see the dining room.
C!Envy: *chuckles, setting his things down on some free space of the kitchen table and going over to kiss him* You mean we actually get to use the dining room? *grins* You are amazing.
T!Ed: *kisses back* ...What, were we supposed to use the couch or something? *laughs* You don't mind helping me carry a few things in there, do you? I'm still trying to work out the balance with my crutch.
C!Envy: Well, no. But usually we just end up in here at the kitchen table, if we even do eat together. ...That should change, shouldn't it? *smiles, holding him tightly a moment* Of course I do not mind, what should I carry?
T!Ed: Could you get the salad and rolls? I can get the other things, and dessert is still cooling~ *smiles back, pleased with himself, and kisses Ren's cheek* ...I kind of miss sitting in an actual dining room to eat.
C!Envy: Of course. *lets him go and retrieves the salad and rolls, heading for the dining room, eyes widening when he sees it* Goodness, Edward! This is beautiful!
T!Ed: *follows after him, blushing and ducking his head* You really like it?
C!Envy: *sets the food down, turning to take what he's carrying from him* Of course! It is the first time anyone has done something like this for me. You are just... so incredibly sweet. *laughs quietly, smiling at him a little shyly*
T!Ed: *blushes more* Well I try, like I said... *idly arranges things on the table for a moment before taking a seat, setting his crutch carefully against the wall* I know you don't really need to eat, but I hope you like it. It's the first time I've tried to make herbed pork and apples, and rice and mango salad. *grins faintly* They seemed like they would be good, anyway.
C!Envy: *grins, sitting down across from him* Not needing to does not mean I do not want to, especially when you cook for me. Let alone something this... extravagant. It looks very... Spring-y. *laughs* ...And I feel slightly under dressed.
T!Ed: Does it really? *grins, chuckling, and taps his foot against one of Ren's lightly* ...I still think you look fine. I feel kind of over dressed.
C!Envy: It does. *nudges his foot back with a smile* Oh, no. You look... perfect. *staring and could seriously continue to do so all night*
T!Ed: *fidgets under the staring, blushing hard and trying not to giggle in an honest-to-goodness girly manner* ...Thank you.
C!Envy: *snickers at his reaction* Come on, sweetheart. Let's eat before you blush yourself on fire.
T!Ed: I am not going to blush myself on fire! *only ends up blushing more, which is surprsing that's possible at this point, and spears a bit of mango from the salad on his fork*
C!Envy: *takes a bite of his pork, still trying not to laugh before getting distracted by the food, chewing slowly before swallowing* Edward, this is amazing! ... Don't you cook more?~ *grins teasingly*
T!Ed: You're sure it doesn't taste bad? I thought I may have burnt it at some point... *frets, watching him* ...I could always cook more, if you want me too.
C!Envy: Hush! *laughing* It isn't burnt at all. It's really, really good. What is in the salad again? *smiles* Do you want to cook more?
T!Ed: I don't have to hush! *sticks his tongue out, laughing* And it's rice, mango, and some seasonings. *fidgets a little, thinking* I wouldn't mind cooking more.
C!Envy: Whatever you say, pretty. *eats some of the rice salad* Where on earth did you find a mango? Are they already in the markets this early? *eats more, happily* I like this. Us, eating together. I would not mind helping at all.
T!Ed: There weren't very many and I had to really look, but one of the markets had some. I wouldn't be surprised if they were exported from out of dimension, though, given the time of the year. *shrugs before smiling* I would love it if you helped. That chicken soup you made was delicious. *eats salad*
C!Envy: Goodness, are they doing inter-dimensional exports and imports now? I cannot even begin to fathom the impact that will have over the economy. *has a sip of water* You really liked that, hm? It was fun to make, if not a bit... messy. You should teach me some things. It would be fun.
T!Ed: I honestly wouldn't surprised at this point. I mean, I keep seeing weird things pop up in the stores every now and again, and it's got to be the dimensions. Nothing else brings anything as weird as it does. *munches on some of the pork* I wouldn't mind~ I'm sure we can find something nice and clean for you to make first. *smirks faintly*
C!Envy: I should look into that... I might have to deal with competition soon. *has some more pork* Awh, you are so good to me. *laughs*
T!Ed: You could alway start your own fruit company. *smirks* Well, baby steps, you know~
C!Envy: *almost inhales some roll* I did not mean fruit, silly. *chuckles* Weapons cartel. If people start importing and exporting food, what is next? So far I am the only one I know who can do such things, I sort of enjoyed the monopoly.
T!Ed: You know, if you ever wanted, I could always design some weapons for your company. I mean, you've seen the knives I've made and then there were those bullets out of that material I made for you over the summer. *shrugs* If those worked well enough, I could always make them again.
C!Envy: ...Why didn't I think of that before? *pours them both some wine from an open bottle on the table* Just give me a list of materials you would need, hm? Your weapons are beautiful, they might make certain employees slightly less cranky.
T!Ed: *laughs* Do they really? *takes his glass once it's filled, sipping* I can make them out of anything, honestly. I... don't think I can replicate that material ever again, though. *frowns, grumbling to himself* My memory is hazy on what it involves. I can't believe I didn't write it down afterwards.
C!Envy: No, no. Don't make that material. You nearly passed out just trying to make it, I was so worried. *smiles a little, sipping his own wine* That was before we were together, goodness, it seems like ages ago.
T!Ed: Well I could probably make the material just fine now. I mean, I can heal faster so the recovery from it won't be too bad. *shrugs, having another sip of wine before starting in on his salad again*
C!Envy: Well, yes, I suppose that is true. But I guess I just worry. Besides, just using your designs with normal materials will be useful.
T!Ed: I can look up what would be good, then, unless you had any materials that you'd prefer I use?
C!Envy: Steel is best, I don't know... perhaps do some experimentation with making the weapons lighter and easier to handle? *finishes his wine, having another bite of bread*
T!Ed: Hmm... I suppose I could. This'll take some research~ *grins to himself* New project.
C!Envy: *laughs, having some more salad before pouring them both some more wine* That make you happy? *grins back*
T!Ed: Oh, of course. *laughs* Anything to do, you know? Although... I did apply for a job at one of the local business... *trying really hard not to crack up*
C!Envy: You did? When? Er, where, as well. *smiles before taking a bite of pork*
T!Ed: ...Flower shop. *snickers*
C!Envy: *almost sputters his sip of wine* ...Flower shop?
T!Ed: ...Yes.
C!Envy: ...Certainly working on diversifying your resume, hm?
T!Ed: Well, I do have a lot down. Let's see... *pretends to think* There's being a whore... the military, the bakery... hmm... You. And then the university. *serenely finishes his salad*
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes* I have had the same position for six hundred years. *snerks faintly* ...I like how I am listed as a job. I know what you mean, but I just find it amusing.
T!Ed: How dull! *laughs* And you are a job. ...Handjob, blowjob... Whichever. *smirks over his wine glass at him*
C!Envy: *flushes faintly, paying close attention to the glass he's drinking out of and trying not to make any embarrassing noises*
T!Ed: *victory! sips nonchalantly at his wine and taps Ren's foot again from under the table* So... lovely weather today.
C!Envy: *jumps at the tap, failing miserably to turn it into a stretch* Eheh- ...Was it? Lovely? And... Weather?
T!Ed: Geez, Ren. Get your mind out of the gutter. *smirks, resuming eating, humming to himself*
C!Envy: *groans disparagingly, hiding a grin and tossing back the rest of his wine* You are really terrible.
T!Ed: I didn't do anything, thank you very much~ *smiles sweetly, moving to refill both their glasses*
C!Envy: *finishes his pork, still trying not to blush* Terrible~
T!Ed: Am not~ *drains his wine glass in one go, whoo*
C!Envy: ...And soon you will be drunk and terrible.
T!Ed: ...I will not get drunk. I'm a homunculus now. It took you what? Thirty-three bottles of vodka to get drunk? It's going to take a lot more than a couple of glasses of wine to do anything to me at this point~
C!Envy: You are not a bloody homunculus! *laughing now* You are part homunculus. You need food and sleep just like any other human, you are not entirely regenerative. You are still mostly human, love, and I give you a bottle and a half before you can't sit up on your own. *grins wickedly*
T!Ed: I'm close enough to a homunculus, thank you very much. *sticks his tongue out* ...Is that a challenge?
C!Envy: *quirks his eyebrows, grinning bigger* Oh, that is a challenge, pretty.
T!Ed: ...Then go get more wine~ *refills his glass, draining it again*
C!Envy: *makes a face, getting up and stalking haughtily from the room, returning a moment later with a second bottle of wine and handing it to Ed along with the opener* Here you are, my dearest. *picks up his fork and sets about finishing his dinner*
T!Ed: If I get a hangover, it's all your fault. Just saying. *takes the second bottle with a smile and sets about polishing off what remains of the first*
C!Envy: If you get a hangover, I will bring you breakfast in bed and set you in the bathroom so you do not soil the sheets.
T!Ed: You are so absolutely sweet, you know that~?
C!Envy: Aren't I? *finishes his dinner and takes another roll, picking at it happily and watching him*
T!Ed: *finishes off the rest of his dinner and is already halfway through the second bottle of wine, starting to find the world getting blurry*
C!Envy: ...You... might want to slow down, love?
T!Ed: Whhyy~ *giggles, done with the second bottle by this point*
C!Envy: ...Because you just drank an entire bottle of expensive wine and came up for air a total of... once.
T!Ed: *hiccups, giggling more* ...'M good~
C!Envy: ...Yes, you're drunk.
T!Ed: Am not~ *sticks his tongue out, starting to slide slooowly down his chair*
C!Envy: ...Sweetheart, you're knackered. *grins, getting up and dragging his chair around to sit beside him, watching amusedly*
T!Ed: Not. *flops over into Ren's lap, grinning blearily up at him*
C!Envy: *strokes his hair, laughing* You are quite adorable, though.
T!Ed: Cutest one ever~ *giggles, starting his descent towards the floor again*
C!Envy: *reaches to collect the ooze that is his husband* You can't sit up, can you?
T!Ed: Mmm... nooooo...
C!Envy: Ahah. So you are at my mercy.
T!Ed: ...What'cha goin' do?
C!Envy: ...Finish my roll. They are very good. *smiles sweetly*
T!Ed: ... *pouts up at him*
C!Envy: *pets his hair and eats his roll*
T!Ed: *snorts and curls up in his lap, feeling much too boneless to do much else*
C!Envy: *finishes the roll and looks down at him, poking his shoulder* You still alive down there?
T!Ed: 'M only part zombie, so yes~
C!Envy: ...Right. So, shall I haul you off to bed, then? I have some paperwork... *trails off with a smirk*
T!Ed: ...No paperwork. Bad husband. Bad. *latches onto his waist, pouting*
C!Envy: Interesting, you seem to revert back to... what is this, age six? *chuckles*
T!Ed: Close enough. *looks up at him hopefully* Bed~?
C!Envy: *reaches to scoop him up lightly* Hmmm, can I do paperwork in bed?~ *smirk smirk*
T!Ed: Only if they can get messy~ *throws arms floppily around his neck, snuggling*
C!Envy: What on earth do you expect to do in that state? Flop at me? *heads for the bedroom*
T!Ed: Nooo... Can do this~ *leans up to do the tongue against his earlobe, snickering*
C!Envy: *shivers with a grin* Hmmmm... Is that all? *sets him down on the bed and sits next to him*
T!Ed: I can do more~ *tries to lean into him but ends up flopping backwards onto the bed, staring up at the ceiling for a moment* ...Wow. When'd that get there?
C!Envy: *collapses back next to him* The... ceiling?
T!Ed: ...Yes. That thingy. *yawns before he can help himself*
C!Envy: ...You fall asleep and I'll lock you on the porch.
T!Ed: ...'M awake. *forces one eye open to look at him*
C!Envy: *sighs* ...Alright, alright. Go to sleep if you must. *stretches*
T!Ed: Do things after a nap~?
C!Envy: *kisses him hard, hands roaming a bit* ...Sure.
T!Ed: *kisses back with a moan, pressing close* That's not waiting.
C!Envy: *smiles prettily* Oops. I will be good. *makes to get up*
T!Ed: Nnh... Stay. *reaches a hand out floppily to try to drag him back*
C!Envy: *lets himself be dragged, lying back down facing him* Hmm?
T!Ed: Things~? *smiles sweetly, if not blearily*
C!Envy: I thought we were going to wait..?
T!Ed: *makes a small sound* ...'Kay.
C!Envy: Hey! *laughs* That wasn't a request.
T!Ed: Make up your mind! *laughs as well, snuggling closer and yawning again*
C!Envy: *kisses his cheek* I just don't want to pressure you.
T!Ed: Mmm... Sleep, then sex. Want to remember the sex part~
C!Envy: *kisses his neck a few times* Alright.
T!Ed: *shivers, eyes closing, and starts to doze*
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes and gets up to retrieve his papers, sitting back on the bed to do them*