04/20/07 // IC!Alfons and NPC IC!Ed!H
Who: IC!Alfons and NPC IC!Ed!H
When: 04/20/07
Rating: G
Category: Misc Happenings, Misc Pairings
Summary: Alfons and Ed go out for a night on the town, including dinner, stargazing, and the prospect of beer.
IC!Alfons: ::walks down the street, and turns toward Ed, blushing faintly:: Thank you for taking me out...
IC!Ed!H: ::rubs the back of his head, blushing as well:: It's the least I could do. I cannot believe I had X where Y should have been, God. Where would I be without you? ::smiles proudly::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little:: A simple enough mistake, really... I would not worry about it. You were pretty tired after working on those problems all day...
IC!Ed!H: Yes, well... It would have haunted me otherwise. ::laughs, nudging his arm with his elbow, letting the contact linger for only a couple of moments, blush creeping back up his face again::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes as well and looks at the ground, smiling, then glances over at him again:: Well, I am more than happy to help, you know that.
IC!Ed!H: ::glances back with a soft smile, fidgeting a little:: I'd always be happy to have you help, Alfons. ::opens the door to the little restaurant they were heading to::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles back, then steps inside and finds them both a table, removing his coat and sitting down::
IC!Ed!H: ::hangs his coat up as well and gets a couple of menus, heading to the table:: Some of my colleagues have said good things about this place. ::smiles::
IC!Alfons: Ah, I am glad to hear it. But of course, any chance to get off of the campus is one I am pleased to take. ::smiles back::
IC!Ed!H: And any chance to get away from those formulas. ::rolls his eyes:: I'm still in shock. ::grins teasingly::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: I know very well what you mean. ::picks up a menu, and taps his foot against his brother's, grinning a little::
IC!Ed!H: ::sits up a bit straighter and blushes, glancing around to make sure no one is watching before finally tapping back::
IC!Alfons: ::grins a bit more at the tap, pretending to be studying his menu::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes harder and sinks down beneath his own menu, ears red::
IC!Alfons: ::trying not to laugh too hard, not wanting to draw attention to them, then actually decides what to order and folds up his menu:: Nothing like steak and potatoes after a hard day's work. ::chuckles softly::
IC!Ed!H: ::mumbles something about having the same, folding his menu up as nonchalantly as he can and sets it down primly, face still a nice shade of red::
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: There are so many things I could say right now if we were anywhere but here. Lucky you.
IC!Ed!H: I told you last night, you're terrible... ::tuts, shaking his head:: I think it must come from a lack of oxygen at the altitude you're at. ::eyes the height difference pointedly with a teasing grin::
IC!Alfons: It is okay, I know you are just jealous. ::reaches over and messes up his brother's hair, grinning::
IC!Ed!H: ::bats at his hand, making a face:: Hey, hey! Stop picking on the normal people!
IC!Alfons: ::laughs and keeps his hands to himself:: At your age, your height is not normal, Brother. ::chuckles::
me: I could easily say the same about you, little brother. ::laughs::
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: Fine, fine. ::looks up as a waitress stops at their table, and places his order::
IC!Ed!H: ::places his order as well and waits until she walks away to make the oh so bold move of tapping Alfons' foot again, blushing faintly::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes and taps back, resting his chin on his hands, elbows on the table, and smiles over at him::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes more brightly and suddenly finds the swirls in the table to be mighty fascinating, dropping his voice:: ...Alfons, no looks in public...
IC!Alfons: ::sighs, turning more red, is that even possible? and fidgets with his napkin:: I know, sorry...
IC!Ed!H: No, it's just... ::glances around nervously and nearly has a heart attack when the waitress comes back with their food, trying to look like everything is a-okay::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles politely at the waitress as she sets their food on the table, then picks up his fork and knife, waiting for her to leave:: I know, Brother. I should not have let myself. Do not worry. ::sighs and has a bite of steak::
IC!Ed!H: I'm sorry, Alfons. ::ducks his head and nibbles at the potatoes:: I wish this place wasn't like this at all.
IC!Alfons: ::shrugs:: You do not need to apologize. There is nothing we can do about it. I just let myself get too casual during my time in Amestris. ::hollow laugh:: And they all wondered why I was so paranoid there. They have no idea... ::takes another bite of steak::
IC!Ed!H: ::shifts a little, eating some more potato:: ...Speaking of. Have you heard any more from your friends? They're still doing alright?
IC!Alfons: I have not heard anything more recently than Edward's last letter, no. I am sure they are fine. Although I am starting to worry about Winry, I would have thought her arm would have been better by now... Well enough to write, anyway.
IC!Ed!H: ::sighs:: I'm sure she's all right. I doubt anything bad has happened to her. Er, worse than already did...
IC!Alfons: No, I know, but I cannot help but worry a little, you know? ::small smile:: I feel like I should send her something. Some sort of get well present, perhaps. But I do not know what kind of gift would be right for that.
IC!Ed!H: I know... ::smiles a little back:: ...If you did send her something, do you think it would hold up against the dimensions? ::blinks:: It's so odd that the letters get through on their own like that.
IC!Alfons: I would hope so. I mean, if Edward was able to get my birthday gift to me, I should think anything would survive, no matter how fragile. Although do you suppose the interdimensional post office would appreciate a label reading "Fragile: this side up"? ::chuckles a little and has a bite of steak, nodding in response to his brother's comment::
IC!Ed!H: ::laughs, inhaling a bit of potato on accident and coughs:: ...Ow. ::grins:: Anyway, do you think we should try that? There was a particularly ugly vase we could use down in the dorm...
IC!Alfons: ::laughs:: Nicely done, Brother. ::grins back:: What, mail it to someone on the other side to see how the dimensions handle fragile objects? Sure, I do not see why not. It could be amusing, for lack of something else to mail. But Winry is not getting an ugly vase.
IC!Ed!H: ::rolls his eyes, grinning in amusement:: Well, no. I didn't mean to send Winry the ugly vase. You could always send it to Edward instead. ::waggles his eyebrows a little, taking a bite of steak::
IC!Alfons: ...That would be far too amusing. ::chuckles:: Alright, we will send it to Edward. Who knows, he might actually be able to use the raw material anyway. ...Although it might actually be funnier if we send it with no explanation whatsoever. Just "Here Edward, have a vase!" ::trying to hold back his laughter so he can finish his dinner... kind of failing::
IC!Ed!H: ... ::snorts steak this time, ow ow ow ow:: ...You're terrible! ...But this means we must do this, little brother. ::grins, still laughing::
IC!Alfons: Do not choke yourself! ::laughs:: Oh come on, I am not terrible. Not that terrible anyway. Just terrible enough to send my best friend an atrocious piece of ceramics, that is all. I am sure he will understand. ::shakes his head, grinning::
IC!Ed!H: Well I should hope he would understand! ::splutters a little, chuckling now:: Though how does one really explain that to one's friend? "Here you a go! A vase as a token of our friendship."
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: I have a feeling he would only be confused for a moment, before realising it is a joke. But I should probably write the accompanying letter as if it is serious. Just because. ::finishes off his potatoes::
IC!Ed!H: Oh, I quite I agree. ::smiles teasingly:: My little brother, the evil genius. Who would have thought?
IC!Alfons: Evil? ::laughs:: Now that would be interesting. I do not think I would make a very good evil genius, actually. I do not have that desire to sit in a big decorative chair and cackle about my minions. ...Nor do I have minions in the first place. That would just be a bit odd. ::grins::
IC!Ed!H: ...The mental image of you cackling on a throne... ::is shaking with laughter again, thankfully without being near any steak or potatoes to inhale this time::
IC!Alfons: ::gives him the most innocent smile he can::
IC!Ed!H: ::counters that with puppy eyes once he can get his laughter under control::
IC!Alfons: ::pouts, trying not to giggle::
IC!Ed!H: ...Oh, don't give me that! ::laughs::
IC!Alfons: What, this? ::intensifies the pout, oh look at those big shiny blue eyes and sad little mouth::
IC!Ed!H: ::absolutely melts under that look:: Terrible, I tell you. Terrible.
IC!Alfons: ::grins victoriously and finishes off his steak::
IC!Ed!H: ::pouts, though not quite as effectively, and eats the last of his potatoes::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles briefly over at him, and has a sip of water:: Did you want to go anywhere after dinner, Brother?
IC!Ed!H: Ahm... ::blushes faintly:: I hadn't really thought about it, but if you'd like to, I'd love to.
IC!Alfons: Well, I... I do not know where would be good, myself, but it is a nice night, and it would be good to get away from the dorm while we can, so... I suppose we could go for a walk down by the river or something? Maybe do a bit of stargazing? ::smiles::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes more:: Stargazing sounds wonderful. ::taps his foot lightly, feeling rather bold about it::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles softly, tapping back:: Well then... ::looks around to see if the waitress is coming their way yet or not::
IC!Ed!H: ::smiles brightly when the waitress comes back and takes the check, fishing around in his wallet for the correct amount of currency, then pays::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, putting his jacket back on:: Again, thank you so much. I will have to return the favor sometime.
IC!Ed!H: ::follows after him, doing the same:: You don't have to, Alfons. Er... ::blushes... oh god, lots of blushing::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles a little, shaking his head:: And you tease me about blushing often. ::elbows him in the ribs gently, then holds the door open, smiling::
IC!Ed!H: ::steps outside quickly, hoping the air will help cool his face:: Yes, well... It's public.
IC!Alfons: But I hardly said anything unsafe in public, did I? You just have a very... active imagination, I think. ::smiles innocently, then winks and starts off down the street::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes brightly at the wink and follows after him at a trot, grumbling:: ...Stop teasing the midget.
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little:: Oh, I am so very, very sorry. ::grins over at him:: But honestly, now, life would be so boring if I did not tease you.
IC!Ed!H: This is true, but there's a height limit to such things. ::grins back pleasantly::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: Hey, come on now. Besides, I swear you must have grown recently! You come up to my shoulder these days instead of my chest. ::smirks ever so slightly::
IC!Ed!H: That's because I've taken to stuffing my shoes some days. ::sniffs::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs:: No, I think you might actually be as tall as Edward now, come to think of it. Not that he is all too gifted in height, but it must mean something, yes? ::smiles and pats his shoulder, chuckling::
IC!Ed!H: He's only a couple of years older than me, and is already taller. ::rolls his eyes, bumping their shoulders playfully a moment before freezing a second at having done so, turning red yet again; it's the new shade of this season, oh yeah::
IC!Alfons: ::shakes his head, smiling:: It is not something I would be so self-conscious about, if I were you. It really does not matter. Not to me, at least. ::sighs softly, glancing around a little out of paranoid habit, then shrugs, before turning down the street toward the river::
IC!Ed!H: Well of course it wouldn't matter to you. People have to look up to you. It's hard for any of my colleagues to take me seriously sometimes when they're constantly looking down. ::huffs softly, kicking a small pebble on the path::
IC!Alfons: That will change, once they realize how much of a genius you are when it comes to engineering. ::smiles:: Honestly, once people get to know you, they could not possibly help but respect you.
IC!Ed!H: They'll get it soon enough, I hope. ::sighs, heading down the grassy hill along the sidewalk to the river::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, nodding, using all his willpower to resist wrapping an arm around his waist:: I am sure they will, Brother. They would be foolish not to. ::chuckles softly, walking toward the riverbank and taking a seat on the grass::
IC!Ed!H: ::flops down onto the grass next to him, sitting stiffly and trying not to lean against him, frequenting glances over his shoulder:: Hmm... Soon, maybe. ::looks up at the sky::
IC!Alfons: ::lays back in the grass, hands behind his head, staring upward with a smile, and speaks quietly:: Soon enough, people will head home for the night and nobody will be watching. Although we could go back to the dorm if you prefer. It might be safer but it is just so beautiful out tonight...
IC!Ed!H: ::brushes a hand tentatively against one of his, glancing over his shoulder again and licking his lips nervously:: We could stay out for a while and then go back... I just don't feel safe out here doing, er, anything.
IC!Alfons: ::takes his hand and squeezes gently for a moment before releasing it:: Alright. No, I do not feel terribly safe, either. Just maybe a bit too bold for my own well-being, clearly. ::chuckles softly, blushing faintly::
IC!Ed!H: It's was all that time spent in Amestris. ::laughs a little, bitterly:: I missed home, but that was one of the things I miss I about that place.
IC!Alfons: ::nods:: Despite what people tried to tell me initially, they really are more tolerant there than here. I just do not think they realize how much of a difference there is. Of course... ::frowns:: Although our friends have certainly accepted some things... What we have is... I mean, it is hard for someone to accept this. We would have to be more careful around those we knew than absolute strangers.
IC!Ed!H: Do you think it would be possible they would ever accept this? ::bites his lip:: I know that sounds crazy, but that world is hardly stable. ::lets himself fall backwards onto the grass beside Alfons with a heavy sigh::
IC!Alfons: Some would. Edward... sort of does, I think. Or did. I do not know how much he remembers and I would like to keep this from him if possible. But the rest... I do not know. I feel like they could not possibly accept it but I have been surprised before.
IC!Ed!H: ...Don't tell him. Whatever you do, don't tell him. I still remember the disaster that was last time he found out. ::smiles shakily:: They always could... Edward mentioned to me once he knew a girl who did - did... things with her sister. ::blushes::
IC!Alfons: That disaster was because he and I were still together. It would not bother him as much now, I do not think, but I still am not going to say anything because he is not very good at keeping his mouth shut at times. ::chuckles softly:: Oh, did he. He did not tell you about himself, then?
IC!Ed!H: Mm... ::nods:: Tell me what about himself?
IC!Alfons: He... Well, he does not seem to guard this fact carefully, so I feel as though it is safe to share with you, knowing I can trust you not to spread it. ::shrugs:: He... has been with his father. Several times. Consensually, I should add.
IC!Ed!H: ...What? ::stares::
IC!Alfons: ::shrugs:: Which is why I say he understands.
IC!Ed!H: ::shudders:: I suppose so. ::pauses:: I suppose I would be hypocritical if I said I found that repulsive?
IC!Alfons: ::smiles a little:: I am not sure what to think, myself. It does bother me but I feel like it should not. So perhaps I ought to be counted in the hypocrisy as well. Although I feel like the reason it bothers me has more to do with the age gap, and the whole... role of a parent in such a relationship. You and I are equals. That situation... is different.
IC!Ed!H: We're still brothers, but I suppose you have a point. The age gap and then raising him, and doing... ::vague hand gestures, shuddering again:: things. I could never imagine doing that with a parent. ...I don't even want to imagine doing that with a parent.
IC!Alfons: ::nods:: Exactly what I mean, yes. But... To each his own, I suppose. I feel at this point it is not my place to judge such relationships. I am already damned to Hell. ::bitter smile::
IC!Ed!H: At least we'll both go there together, little brother. ::smiles faintly back and brushes fingers over one of Alfons' hands comfortingly::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles a little and rolls onto his side, facing him and catching his fingers for a moment before letting go:: So we shall. ::smiles, shaking his head::
IC!Ed!H: ::stretches out a little, turning his head to face him with a small grin:: Do you think Hell will be as bad as it's said in the Bible?
IC!Alfons: ::shrugs:: I have no reason to think otherwise, I suppose. Though, why you of all people would ask, I do not know. ::smiles teasingly::
IC!Ed!H: ::sticks his tongue out:: You've succeeded in instilling the wrath of God into me. ::chuckles:: Something mother nor father accomplished.
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little:: Right. I wish. ::grins::
IC!Ed!H: ::grins back:: Well you came closer, at the very least.
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, chuckling:: At least I have managed to do something right. ::closes his eyes with a sigh::
IC!Ed!H: You do everything right. Don't be so hard on yourself. ::smiles softly::
IC!Alfons: ...Fine. I will try not to, but I disagree that I do everything right. I do quite a few things wrong. I only hope I have learned from those so it does not happen again, that is all... ::smiles, then rolls back over onto his back, looking upward once more::
IC!Ed!H: What have I told you about older brothers never being wrong, hm? ::grins teasingly before looking back up at the sky as well with a content sigh::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: You win this one, I suppose. ::reaches over to ruffle his hair, grinning::
IC!Ed!H: Hey, hey! ::flattens his hair back out with a pout::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, then glances around before rolling onto his side and giving him a quick kiss:: Shall we go back?
IC!Ed!H: ::kisses back, surprised, and smiles softly:: Yes, I think we shall.
IC!Alfons: ::grins and stands up, brushing grass off of himself, then offers his brother a hand::
IC!Ed!H: ::takes his hand and scrabbles up off the ground, shaking his head to get rid of small bits of grass::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little and lets go of his hand, albeit reluctantly:: That was attractive. ::grins teasingly::
IC!Ed!H: Even more attractive if I had kept it in my hair. ::quirks his eyebrows with a small grin and brushes himself off in a more dignified manner::
IC!Alfons: Oh, of course. ::chuckles, then starts off in the direction of the university:: It would have been useful camouflage, at least.
IC!Ed!H: Oh, of course. I could sneak around like those fraternity boys do every night. ::rolls his eyes with a snort of laughter::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs:: There is an unfortunate thought. Somehow they manage to sneak around without grass in their hair, though. Of course, generally they tend to have had so much to drink as to be a bit green anyway...
IC!Ed!H: ...Grass or vomit, Alfons. ::makes a face:: I'd choose the grass any day.
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: As would I. I should think any reasonable person would. But clearly I must be wrong. Who would have thought there would be so many people at university who willingly drink themselves into a stupor every weekend?
IC!Ed!H: Have you seen the studies they put the students through? ::laughs:: I'm surprised I don't get out and get drunk on the weekends. Of course, I can hold my beer better than half the student body. ::grins smugly::
IC!Alfons: I think if we could afford to go out and get drunk every weekend, we would land ourselves in trouble before long. ::blushes faintly::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes brightly:: Well... yes... er...
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, still blushing:: Then again, if we save up, we could buy some beer and get drunk without having to go out...
IC!Ed!H: ::goes even more red which should be impossible at this point, having to clear his throat:: I-I think this would be a good way to spend our money. Yes. ::nods vigorously::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes more as well, and laughs softly:: Well... I do owe you, after you paid for dinner, you know...
IC!Ed!H: ::ducks his head, biting his lip:: You really want to..?
IC!Alfons: Well, only if you want me to, it is your treat. We do not have to get drunk, anyway. ::smiles:: But it might be nice to have something to drink when we get back. As part of our ongoing "we finally have money!" celebration, yes?
IC!Ed!H: ::smiles back shyly:: Yes, yes it would be. Ahm... That sounds fine, then.
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles softly:: I think you read too much into what I had said. I did not mean anything too extreme by it. I just think it would be fun to relax a little. Have something to drink and not have to worry so much about what other people might think.
IC!Ed!H: Oh... Oh! ::ducks his head, looking embarrassed:: Er... mind's in the gutter, sorry. ::apologetic smile::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes a little, smiling:: Then again, I will do anything for you, and all you need to do is ask. I made that promise long ago and it is not one I have forgotten.
IC!Ed!H: ::fidgets a little nervously:: Well if you want to we could...
IC!Alfons: ::a little surprised by his nervousness, but shrugs, smiling a little:: It looks like you should be making that choice, not me. But maybe this is a discussion we should save for a more private location. ::blushes more::
IC!Ed!H: Ahm... yes. A private location would be better. ::grins a little::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: Right. ...So, shall we stop at the store, then? There should be one still open relatively near campus. Their economy is probably fueled by those previously mentioned fraternities.
IC!Ed!H: Yes, I think that would be lovely. ::laughs::
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: And then we can sleep in a little, maybe. Do they need us in the lab tomorrow morning?
IC!Ed!H: ...As far as I recall they didn't. ::grins back mischievously::
IC!Alfons: Mmm, sleeping in sounds really nice after having been worked so hard these past few weeks. This is quite the night. ::chuckles::
IC!Ed!H: Dinner, beer, my beautiful brother... ::drops his voice at the last part, smiling softly over at him:: I couldn't have asked for anything more.
IC!Alfons: ::blushes and smiles back over at him:: No, neither could I. ::mouths a silent "love you"::
IC!Ed!H: ::mouths the same back and brushes their hands together for a moment, blushing::
When: 04/20/07
Rating: G
Category: Misc Happenings, Misc Pairings
Summary: Alfons and Ed go out for a night on the town, including dinner, stargazing, and the prospect of beer.
IC!Alfons: ::walks down the street, and turns toward Ed, blushing faintly:: Thank you for taking me out...
IC!Ed!H: ::rubs the back of his head, blushing as well:: It's the least I could do. I cannot believe I had X where Y should have been, God. Where would I be without you? ::smiles proudly::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little:: A simple enough mistake, really... I would not worry about it. You were pretty tired after working on those problems all day...
IC!Ed!H: Yes, well... It would have haunted me otherwise. ::laughs, nudging his arm with his elbow, letting the contact linger for only a couple of moments, blush creeping back up his face again::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes as well and looks at the ground, smiling, then glances over at him again:: Well, I am more than happy to help, you know that.
IC!Ed!H: ::glances back with a soft smile, fidgeting a little:: I'd always be happy to have you help, Alfons. ::opens the door to the little restaurant they were heading to::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles back, then steps inside and finds them both a table, removing his coat and sitting down::
IC!Ed!H: ::hangs his coat up as well and gets a couple of menus, heading to the table:: Some of my colleagues have said good things about this place. ::smiles::
IC!Alfons: Ah, I am glad to hear it. But of course, any chance to get off of the campus is one I am pleased to take. ::smiles back::
IC!Ed!H: And any chance to get away from those formulas. ::rolls his eyes:: I'm still in shock. ::grins teasingly::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: I know very well what you mean. ::picks up a menu, and taps his foot against his brother's, grinning a little::
IC!Ed!H: ::sits up a bit straighter and blushes, glancing around to make sure no one is watching before finally tapping back::
IC!Alfons: ::grins a bit more at the tap, pretending to be studying his menu::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes harder and sinks down beneath his own menu, ears red::
IC!Alfons: ::trying not to laugh too hard, not wanting to draw attention to them, then actually decides what to order and folds up his menu:: Nothing like steak and potatoes after a hard day's work. ::chuckles softly::
IC!Ed!H: ::mumbles something about having the same, folding his menu up as nonchalantly as he can and sets it down primly, face still a nice shade of red::
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: There are so many things I could say right now if we were anywhere but here. Lucky you.
IC!Ed!H: I told you last night, you're terrible... ::tuts, shaking his head:: I think it must come from a lack of oxygen at the altitude you're at. ::eyes the height difference pointedly with a teasing grin::
IC!Alfons: It is okay, I know you are just jealous. ::reaches over and messes up his brother's hair, grinning::
IC!Ed!H: ::bats at his hand, making a face:: Hey, hey! Stop picking on the normal people!
IC!Alfons: ::laughs and keeps his hands to himself:: At your age, your height is not normal, Brother. ::chuckles::
me: I could easily say the same about you, little brother. ::laughs::
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: Fine, fine. ::looks up as a waitress stops at their table, and places his order::
IC!Ed!H: ::places his order as well and waits until she walks away to make the oh so bold move of tapping Alfons' foot again, blushing faintly::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes and taps back, resting his chin on his hands, elbows on the table, and smiles over at him::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes more brightly and suddenly finds the swirls in the table to be mighty fascinating, dropping his voice:: ...Alfons, no looks in public...
IC!Alfons: ::sighs, turning more red, is that even possible? and fidgets with his napkin:: I know, sorry...
IC!Ed!H: No, it's just... ::glances around nervously and nearly has a heart attack when the waitress comes back with their food, trying to look like everything is a-okay::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles politely at the waitress as she sets their food on the table, then picks up his fork and knife, waiting for her to leave:: I know, Brother. I should not have let myself. Do not worry. ::sighs and has a bite of steak::
IC!Ed!H: I'm sorry, Alfons. ::ducks his head and nibbles at the potatoes:: I wish this place wasn't like this at all.
IC!Alfons: ::shrugs:: You do not need to apologize. There is nothing we can do about it. I just let myself get too casual during my time in Amestris. ::hollow laugh:: And they all wondered why I was so paranoid there. They have no idea... ::takes another bite of steak::
IC!Ed!H: ::shifts a little, eating some more potato:: ...Speaking of. Have you heard any more from your friends? They're still doing alright?
IC!Alfons: I have not heard anything more recently than Edward's last letter, no. I am sure they are fine. Although I am starting to worry about Winry, I would have thought her arm would have been better by now... Well enough to write, anyway.
IC!Ed!H: ::sighs:: I'm sure she's all right. I doubt anything bad has happened to her. Er, worse than already did...
IC!Alfons: No, I know, but I cannot help but worry a little, you know? ::small smile:: I feel like I should send her something. Some sort of get well present, perhaps. But I do not know what kind of gift would be right for that.
IC!Ed!H: I know... ::smiles a little back:: ...If you did send her something, do you think it would hold up against the dimensions? ::blinks:: It's so odd that the letters get through on their own like that.
IC!Alfons: I would hope so. I mean, if Edward was able to get my birthday gift to me, I should think anything would survive, no matter how fragile. Although do you suppose the interdimensional post office would appreciate a label reading "Fragile: this side up"? ::chuckles a little and has a bite of steak, nodding in response to his brother's comment::
IC!Ed!H: ::laughs, inhaling a bit of potato on accident and coughs:: ...Ow. ::grins:: Anyway, do you think we should try that? There was a particularly ugly vase we could use down in the dorm...
IC!Alfons: ::laughs:: Nicely done, Brother. ::grins back:: What, mail it to someone on the other side to see how the dimensions handle fragile objects? Sure, I do not see why not. It could be amusing, for lack of something else to mail. But Winry is not getting an ugly vase.
IC!Ed!H: ::rolls his eyes, grinning in amusement:: Well, no. I didn't mean to send Winry the ugly vase. You could always send it to Edward instead. ::waggles his eyebrows a little, taking a bite of steak::
IC!Alfons: ...That would be far too amusing. ::chuckles:: Alright, we will send it to Edward. Who knows, he might actually be able to use the raw material anyway. ...Although it might actually be funnier if we send it with no explanation whatsoever. Just "Here Edward, have a vase!" ::trying to hold back his laughter so he can finish his dinner... kind of failing::
IC!Ed!H: ... ::snorts steak this time, ow ow ow ow:: ...You're terrible! ...But this means we must do this, little brother. ::grins, still laughing::
IC!Alfons: Do not choke yourself! ::laughs:: Oh come on, I am not terrible. Not that terrible anyway. Just terrible enough to send my best friend an atrocious piece of ceramics, that is all. I am sure he will understand. ::shakes his head, grinning::
IC!Ed!H: Well I should hope he would understand! ::splutters a little, chuckling now:: Though how does one really explain that to one's friend? "Here you a go! A vase as a token of our friendship."
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: I have a feeling he would only be confused for a moment, before realising it is a joke. But I should probably write the accompanying letter as if it is serious. Just because. ::finishes off his potatoes::
IC!Ed!H: Oh, I quite I agree. ::smiles teasingly:: My little brother, the evil genius. Who would have thought?
IC!Alfons: Evil? ::laughs:: Now that would be interesting. I do not think I would make a very good evil genius, actually. I do not have that desire to sit in a big decorative chair and cackle about my minions. ...Nor do I have minions in the first place. That would just be a bit odd. ::grins::
IC!Ed!H: ...The mental image of you cackling on a throne... ::is shaking with laughter again, thankfully without being near any steak or potatoes to inhale this time::
IC!Alfons: ::gives him the most innocent smile he can::
IC!Ed!H: ::counters that with puppy eyes once he can get his laughter under control::
IC!Alfons: ::pouts, trying not to giggle::
IC!Ed!H: ...Oh, don't give me that! ::laughs::
IC!Alfons: What, this? ::intensifies the pout, oh look at those big shiny blue eyes and sad little mouth::
IC!Ed!H: ::absolutely melts under that look:: Terrible, I tell you. Terrible.
IC!Alfons: ::grins victoriously and finishes off his steak::
IC!Ed!H: ::pouts, though not quite as effectively, and eats the last of his potatoes::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles briefly over at him, and has a sip of water:: Did you want to go anywhere after dinner, Brother?
IC!Ed!H: Ahm... ::blushes faintly:: I hadn't really thought about it, but if you'd like to, I'd love to.
IC!Alfons: Well, I... I do not know where would be good, myself, but it is a nice night, and it would be good to get away from the dorm while we can, so... I suppose we could go for a walk down by the river or something? Maybe do a bit of stargazing? ::smiles::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes more:: Stargazing sounds wonderful. ::taps his foot lightly, feeling rather bold about it::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles softly, tapping back:: Well then... ::looks around to see if the waitress is coming their way yet or not::
IC!Ed!H: ::smiles brightly when the waitress comes back and takes the check, fishing around in his wallet for the correct amount of currency, then pays::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, putting his jacket back on:: Again, thank you so much. I will have to return the favor sometime.
IC!Ed!H: ::follows after him, doing the same:: You don't have to, Alfons. Er... ::blushes... oh god, lots of blushing::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles a little, shaking his head:: And you tease me about blushing often. ::elbows him in the ribs gently, then holds the door open, smiling::
IC!Ed!H: ::steps outside quickly, hoping the air will help cool his face:: Yes, well... It's public.
IC!Alfons: But I hardly said anything unsafe in public, did I? You just have a very... active imagination, I think. ::smiles innocently, then winks and starts off down the street::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes brightly at the wink and follows after him at a trot, grumbling:: ...Stop teasing the midget.
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little:: Oh, I am so very, very sorry. ::grins over at him:: But honestly, now, life would be so boring if I did not tease you.
IC!Ed!H: This is true, but there's a height limit to such things. ::grins back pleasantly::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: Hey, come on now. Besides, I swear you must have grown recently! You come up to my shoulder these days instead of my chest. ::smirks ever so slightly::
IC!Ed!H: That's because I've taken to stuffing my shoes some days. ::sniffs::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs:: No, I think you might actually be as tall as Edward now, come to think of it. Not that he is all too gifted in height, but it must mean something, yes? ::smiles and pats his shoulder, chuckling::
IC!Ed!H: He's only a couple of years older than me, and is already taller. ::rolls his eyes, bumping their shoulders playfully a moment before freezing a second at having done so, turning red yet again; it's the new shade of this season, oh yeah::
IC!Alfons: ::shakes his head, smiling:: It is not something I would be so self-conscious about, if I were you. It really does not matter. Not to me, at least. ::sighs softly, glancing around a little out of paranoid habit, then shrugs, before turning down the street toward the river::
IC!Ed!H: Well of course it wouldn't matter to you. People have to look up to you. It's hard for any of my colleagues to take me seriously sometimes when they're constantly looking down. ::huffs softly, kicking a small pebble on the path::
IC!Alfons: That will change, once they realize how much of a genius you are when it comes to engineering. ::smiles:: Honestly, once people get to know you, they could not possibly help but respect you.
IC!Ed!H: They'll get it soon enough, I hope. ::sighs, heading down the grassy hill along the sidewalk to the river::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, nodding, using all his willpower to resist wrapping an arm around his waist:: I am sure they will, Brother. They would be foolish not to. ::chuckles softly, walking toward the riverbank and taking a seat on the grass::
IC!Ed!H: ::flops down onto the grass next to him, sitting stiffly and trying not to lean against him, frequenting glances over his shoulder:: Hmm... Soon, maybe. ::looks up at the sky::
IC!Alfons: ::lays back in the grass, hands behind his head, staring upward with a smile, and speaks quietly:: Soon enough, people will head home for the night and nobody will be watching. Although we could go back to the dorm if you prefer. It might be safer but it is just so beautiful out tonight...
IC!Ed!H: ::brushes a hand tentatively against one of his, glancing over his shoulder again and licking his lips nervously:: We could stay out for a while and then go back... I just don't feel safe out here doing, er, anything.
IC!Alfons: ::takes his hand and squeezes gently for a moment before releasing it:: Alright. No, I do not feel terribly safe, either. Just maybe a bit too bold for my own well-being, clearly. ::chuckles softly, blushing faintly::
IC!Ed!H: It's was all that time spent in Amestris. ::laughs a little, bitterly:: I missed home, but that was one of the things I miss I about that place.
IC!Alfons: ::nods:: Despite what people tried to tell me initially, they really are more tolerant there than here. I just do not think they realize how much of a difference there is. Of course... ::frowns:: Although our friends have certainly accepted some things... What we have is... I mean, it is hard for someone to accept this. We would have to be more careful around those we knew than absolute strangers.
IC!Ed!H: Do you think it would be possible they would ever accept this? ::bites his lip:: I know that sounds crazy, but that world is hardly stable. ::lets himself fall backwards onto the grass beside Alfons with a heavy sigh::
IC!Alfons: Some would. Edward... sort of does, I think. Or did. I do not know how much he remembers and I would like to keep this from him if possible. But the rest... I do not know. I feel like they could not possibly accept it but I have been surprised before.
IC!Ed!H: ...Don't tell him. Whatever you do, don't tell him. I still remember the disaster that was last time he found out. ::smiles shakily:: They always could... Edward mentioned to me once he knew a girl who did - did... things with her sister. ::blushes::
IC!Alfons: That disaster was because he and I were still together. It would not bother him as much now, I do not think, but I still am not going to say anything because he is not very good at keeping his mouth shut at times. ::chuckles softly:: Oh, did he. He did not tell you about himself, then?
IC!Ed!H: Mm... ::nods:: Tell me what about himself?
IC!Alfons: He... Well, he does not seem to guard this fact carefully, so I feel as though it is safe to share with you, knowing I can trust you not to spread it. ::shrugs:: He... has been with his father. Several times. Consensually, I should add.
IC!Ed!H: ...What? ::stares::
IC!Alfons: ::shrugs:: Which is why I say he understands.
IC!Ed!H: ::shudders:: I suppose so. ::pauses:: I suppose I would be hypocritical if I said I found that repulsive?
IC!Alfons: ::smiles a little:: I am not sure what to think, myself. It does bother me but I feel like it should not. So perhaps I ought to be counted in the hypocrisy as well. Although I feel like the reason it bothers me has more to do with the age gap, and the whole... role of a parent in such a relationship. You and I are equals. That situation... is different.
IC!Ed!H: We're still brothers, but I suppose you have a point. The age gap and then raising him, and doing... ::vague hand gestures, shuddering again:: things. I could never imagine doing that with a parent. ...I don't even want to imagine doing that with a parent.
IC!Alfons: ::nods:: Exactly what I mean, yes. But... To each his own, I suppose. I feel at this point it is not my place to judge such relationships. I am already damned to Hell. ::bitter smile::
IC!Ed!H: At least we'll both go there together, little brother. ::smiles faintly back and brushes fingers over one of Alfons' hands comfortingly::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles a little and rolls onto his side, facing him and catching his fingers for a moment before letting go:: So we shall. ::smiles, shaking his head::
IC!Ed!H: ::stretches out a little, turning his head to face him with a small grin:: Do you think Hell will be as bad as it's said in the Bible?
IC!Alfons: ::shrugs:: I have no reason to think otherwise, I suppose. Though, why you of all people would ask, I do not know. ::smiles teasingly::
IC!Ed!H: ::sticks his tongue out:: You've succeeded in instilling the wrath of God into me. ::chuckles:: Something mother nor father accomplished.
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little:: Right. I wish. ::grins::
IC!Ed!H: ::grins back:: Well you came closer, at the very least.
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, chuckling:: At least I have managed to do something right. ::closes his eyes with a sigh::
IC!Ed!H: You do everything right. Don't be so hard on yourself. ::smiles softly::
IC!Alfons: ...Fine. I will try not to, but I disagree that I do everything right. I do quite a few things wrong. I only hope I have learned from those so it does not happen again, that is all... ::smiles, then rolls back over onto his back, looking upward once more::
IC!Ed!H: What have I told you about older brothers never being wrong, hm? ::grins teasingly before looking back up at the sky as well with a content sigh::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: You win this one, I suppose. ::reaches over to ruffle his hair, grinning::
IC!Ed!H: Hey, hey! ::flattens his hair back out with a pout::
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, then glances around before rolling onto his side and giving him a quick kiss:: Shall we go back?
IC!Ed!H: ::kisses back, surprised, and smiles softly:: Yes, I think we shall.
IC!Alfons: ::grins and stands up, brushing grass off of himself, then offers his brother a hand::
IC!Ed!H: ::takes his hand and scrabbles up off the ground, shaking his head to get rid of small bits of grass::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs a little and lets go of his hand, albeit reluctantly:: That was attractive. ::grins teasingly::
IC!Ed!H: Even more attractive if I had kept it in my hair. ::quirks his eyebrows with a small grin and brushes himself off in a more dignified manner::
IC!Alfons: Oh, of course. ::chuckles, then starts off in the direction of the university:: It would have been useful camouflage, at least.
IC!Ed!H: Oh, of course. I could sneak around like those fraternity boys do every night. ::rolls his eyes with a snort of laughter::
IC!Alfons: ::laughs:: There is an unfortunate thought. Somehow they manage to sneak around without grass in their hair, though. Of course, generally they tend to have had so much to drink as to be a bit green anyway...
IC!Ed!H: ...Grass or vomit, Alfons. ::makes a face:: I'd choose the grass any day.
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: As would I. I should think any reasonable person would. But clearly I must be wrong. Who would have thought there would be so many people at university who willingly drink themselves into a stupor every weekend?
IC!Ed!H: Have you seen the studies they put the students through? ::laughs:: I'm surprised I don't get out and get drunk on the weekends. Of course, I can hold my beer better than half the student body. ::grins smugly::
IC!Alfons: I think if we could afford to go out and get drunk every weekend, we would land ourselves in trouble before long. ::blushes faintly::
IC!Ed!H: ::blushes brightly:: Well... yes... er...
IC!Alfons: ::smiles, still blushing:: Then again, if we save up, we could buy some beer and get drunk without having to go out...
IC!Ed!H: ::goes even more red which should be impossible at this point, having to clear his throat:: I-I think this would be a good way to spend our money. Yes. ::nods vigorously::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes more as well, and laughs softly:: Well... I do owe you, after you paid for dinner, you know...
IC!Ed!H: ::ducks his head, biting his lip:: You really want to..?
IC!Alfons: Well, only if you want me to, it is your treat. We do not have to get drunk, anyway. ::smiles:: But it might be nice to have something to drink when we get back. As part of our ongoing "we finally have money!" celebration, yes?
IC!Ed!H: ::smiles back shyly:: Yes, yes it would be. Ahm... That sounds fine, then.
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles softly:: I think you read too much into what I had said. I did not mean anything too extreme by it. I just think it would be fun to relax a little. Have something to drink and not have to worry so much about what other people might think.
IC!Ed!H: Oh... Oh! ::ducks his head, looking embarrassed:: Er... mind's in the gutter, sorry. ::apologetic smile::
IC!Alfons: ::blushes a little, smiling:: Then again, I will do anything for you, and all you need to do is ask. I made that promise long ago and it is not one I have forgotten.
IC!Ed!H: ::fidgets a little nervously:: Well if you want to we could...
IC!Alfons: ::a little surprised by his nervousness, but shrugs, smiling a little:: It looks like you should be making that choice, not me. But maybe this is a discussion we should save for a more private location. ::blushes more::
IC!Ed!H: Ahm... yes. A private location would be better. ::grins a little::
IC!Alfons: ::chuckles:: Right. ...So, shall we stop at the store, then? There should be one still open relatively near campus. Their economy is probably fueled by those previously mentioned fraternities.
IC!Ed!H: Yes, I think that would be lovely. ::laughs::
IC!Alfons: ::grins:: And then we can sleep in a little, maybe. Do they need us in the lab tomorrow morning?
IC!Ed!H: ...As far as I recall they didn't. ::grins back mischievously::
IC!Alfons: Mmm, sleeping in sounds really nice after having been worked so hard these past few weeks. This is quite the night. ::chuckles::
IC!Ed!H: Dinner, beer, my beautiful brother... ::drops his voice at the last part, smiling softly over at him:: I couldn't have asked for anything more.
IC!Alfons: ::blushes and smiles back over at him:: No, neither could I. ::mouths a silent "love you"::
IC!Ed!H: ::mouths the same back and brushes their hands together for a moment, blushing::