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[omg_iseliaranch]

HAY ALL YOU SEEEEEEEEKSI PEOPLE IN ME! ;D OH YEAH, BABY, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! I CAN FEEL YOU AND MMM IT FEELS GOOD. IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL HOT AND BOTHERED -- ALTHOUGH NOT AS MUCH AS WHEN YOU ALL GET NEKKID IN MY SHOWERS. THEN I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF! MMMMM

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[twin_swords]

...

WHAT.

THE.

HECK.

*Looks around frantically* THE RANCH IS TALKING TO ME!?

[omg_iseliaranch]

;D YES, YOU, WITH THE CUTE LITTLE REAR. THINK YOU CAN EVER SWITCH OUT THOSE UGLY DUDS FOR SOME SEKSI LEATHERS? ♥ ♥

[twin_swords]

@___@

...I'm insane. I've gone completely INSANE. *Buries head in pillow*

[omg_iseliaranch]

TAKE A SHOWER! SHOWERS ALWAYS HELP. PLUS, I GET TO TAPE YOU. KEKEKEKEKE.

[azure_anguish]

... *blinks*

[omg_iseliaranch]

;D HAY THERE, YOU SEDATED SEKSI-MAN.

[azure_anguish]

... the f'ck?

[omg_iseliaranch]

IT'S ME, SWEETHEART. ♥ THE RANCH. YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK SEKSI WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, LOOKING ALL VULNERABLE AND STUFF.

HOW'S THE SEDATED LIFE SUITING YOU?

[dollmakermaster]

I will uninstall your cameras if it's the last thing I do.

*softly* And I'll make it as slowly painful as possible.

*whips out his hammers and starts searching*

[omg_iseliaranch]

;D YOU'LL NEVER DO IT. I AM A CLEVER, CLEVER RANCH! AND I REALLY LIKE MY SEKSI TAPES OF YOU ALL SHOWERING.

[dollmakermaster]

Yes, I will Ranch.

*hits your wall with a hammer as a warning*

[omg_iseliaranch]

;O; OWIE! SO MEAN TO ME!

...

;D MAYBE I SHOULD TEASE AAAA~~~ISHA WITH SOME OF MY SHOWER TAPES OF YOU?

[renegade_desian]

*IS NOT LISTENING TO THE INSANE RANCH*

*WILL NOT LISTEN*

[omg_iseliaranch]

*WOLF WHISTLES*

HAY THERE SEXY! ;D

[renegade_desian]

*looking for a exit*

*sorely misses the Bases*

[omg_iseliaranch]

♥ YOUR ASS IS SWELL, SWEETIE.

[hottest_chosen]

Oh, hush.

[omg_iseliaranch]

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'VE GOT TAPES OF SHEENA SHOWERING. ;D THEY ARE VERY SEKSI.

I ALSO HAVE TAPES OF YOU AND HER GETTING IT ON. NOT AS SEKSI AS MY FORCYSTI PR0N, BUT STILL HAWT.

[hottest_chosen]

...

HEY!

[omg_iseliaranch]

FORCYSTI PR0N IS AS HAWT AS YOU CAN GET, MAN. SHEELOS IS SEKSI, BUT NOT AS SEKSI AS TEH MANSEX. ;D