my convo with jessica
somewhere byond (4:39:31 PM): somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, theres a land that i heard of, once ina lullaby
SprecienSeDutch (4:40:08 PM): oohh i like it like that she workin that back i uno how to act slow motion fo me; slow motion fo me
somewhere byond (4:40:41 PM): under the sea, under the sea, un=der the sea, darling its better down where its wetter take it fdrom me
SprecienSeDutch (4:41:24 PM): isnt she lovley this hollywood girl and they say shes so lucky; shes star but she cry cry crys in her lonley heart thinkin if theres nothing missin in her life; then WHHYYYY DO THEESE TEARS COME AT NIGHT?
somewhere byond (4:42:50 PM): my baby he dont talk sweet, he aint got much to say, but he loves me loves me loves me, i know he loves me anyyyyyyy and maybe he dont dress fine, but i dont really mind, cuz everytime he pulls me near, i just want to cheer, lets hear it for the boys lets give my boy a hand, lets hear it for my baby u gotaa understand, maybe hes no romeo, but hes my loving one man show-o-o, lets hhear it for ther boyzzzzz
SprecienSeDutch (4:43:48 PM): eninfieir
SprecienSeDutch (4:43:53 PM): i duno anymore songs
SprecienSeDutch (4:43:57 PM): hahahahahaha
somewhere byond (4:43:58 PM): hahahaha
SprecienSeDutch (4:44:08 PM): i was gona do date rape but i forgot the begining
somewhere byond (4:44:42 PM): let me tell u about a girl i know.....
SprecienSeDutch (4:44:49 PM): ok i have it
somewhere byond (4:44:50 PM): had a drink about an hour afo
somewhere byond (4:44:55 PM): ago*
SprecienSeDutch (4:45:01 PM): sittin in a corner all by herself
SprecienSeDutch (4:45:16 PM): go...gigi sing the next line
somewhere byond (4:45:53 PM): in a bar in downtown hell
SprecienSeDutch (4:46:27 PM): she heard a noise as she looked through the door
somewhere byond (4:46:39 PM): and saw a man she'd never seen before
SprecienSeDutch (4:47:05 PM): light skin light blue eyes; a double chin and a plastic smile
somewhere byond (4:47:56 PM): he heart raced qwhile he walked through the door and picked an empty seat next to her at the bar
SprecienSeDutch (4:48:40 PM): he said " my brand new car is parked right outside? howd u like to go for a ride"
somewhere byond (4:48:57 PM): And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
SprecienSeDutch (4:49:56 PM): now babe the time has come " howd u like to have a little fun" and she said if we could only please be on our way i will not run" thats when things got out of control
somewhere byond (4:50:38 PM): She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid
SprecienSeDutch (4:51:23 PM): He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.’now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.’
somewhere byond (4:51:43 PM): She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court
SprecienSeDutch (4:52:03 PM): Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, ’ she lies that little slut!’
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
somewhere byond (4:52:57 PM): That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
SprecienSeDutch (4:53:34 PM): But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
somewhere byond (4:53:45 PM): DATE RAPE She didn't want to TAKE IT!
SprecienSeDutch (4:53:56 PM): yyayayaya
SprecienSeDutch (4:54:06 PM): i hope u know i was getting thoose lyrics off a website
somewhere byond (4:54:06 PM): she didnt want to she didn't want to she didn't want to she didn't want to TAKE IT*
SprecienSeDutch (4:54:11 PM): cause theyre too long to type
somewhere byond (4:54:13 PM): ME TOO!
somewhere byond (4:54:18 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
SprecienSeDutch (4:54:18 PM): haahhahahahaha
SprecienSeDutch (4:54:23 PM): were such losers!!!
SprecienSeDutch (4:54:24 PM): witch one?
somewhere byond (4:54:31 PM): lyricsondemand.com
SprecienSeDutch (4:54:35 PM): http://www.cool-lyrics-site.net/Date_Rape_Lyrics.html
SprecienSeDutch (4:54:37 PM): nahhh
somewhere byond (4:54:40 PM): hahahahaa
SprecienSeDutch (4:55:03 PM): were too cool
somewhere byond (4:55:11 PM): hahahaha
somewhere byond (4:55:15 PM): im like peeing
SprecienSeDutch (4:55:31 PM): lolll
SprecienSeDutch (4:55:37 PM): im like...pooping
somewhere byond (4:55:45 PM): hahahaha
i love jessica!